
The hilarious, if a little lewd, columnist Wm.™ Steven Humphrey has a message for North Carolina, which passed a constitutional prohibition on same-sex marriage during its recent Republican primary.
Dear entire state of North Carolina: Please forward the following message to your customer service department…In the past, I’ve excluded you from my vicious rants about hillbillies largely because—even though you’re squarely in the South—Clay Aiken was born there. However, there aren’t enough Clay Aikens in the world to make me forgive your recent vote in favor of Amendment 1, which puts a statewide ban on same-sex marriage, partnerships, and civil unions.
This was dumb. Why? …your state still allows people to marry their first cousins. I know, I know, if you were to ban those marriages, half the state would be forced to marry their sister or something.


The only one who doesn’t know what the goal of Bain Capital was when Mitt Romney ran it is, apparently, Mitt Romney. Tom Stemberg, the Staples guy himself, says 









