Porn Star Invited to White House

AVN News:

Porn star and former gubernatorial candidate Mary Carey will be joining her boss, Kick Ass Pictures president Mark Kulkis, in attending a dinner with President Bush in Washington, D.C. on June 14.

Kulkis was invited to attend the event by the National Republican Congressional Committee (NRCC), which is organizing the event. Over a two-day course of NRCC events preceding the dinner, Carey and Kulkis will be attending a meeting with presidential advisor Karl Rove, giving their recommendations on important national issues.

“I’m hoping to run as Lieutenant Governor of California next year,” Carey said. “Since Arnold {Schwarzenegger} is a Republican, I thought this dinner would be a great networking opportunity for me.”

“I’m honored to be invited to this event,” Kulkis said. “Republicans bill themselves as the pro-business party. Well, you won’t find a group of people more pro-business than pornographers. We contributed over $10 billion to the national economy last year.”

“I’m especially looking forward to meeting Karl Rove,” Carey added. “Smart men like him are so sexy. I know that he’s against gay marriage, but I think I can convince him that a little girl-on-girl action now and then isn’t so bad!”

Kulkis serves as an Honorary Chairman on the NRCC’s Business Advisory Council, a group of business people who advocate a progressive, pro-business agenda. His company produces hardcore adult videos with a guarantee of “No Fake Boobs & No Condoms.” Carey ran for Governor in the 2003 California Recall Election, while Kulkis served as her campaign manager.

(Via AmericaBlog.)

2 Comments

  • May 28, 2005 - 3:28 am | Permalink

    Once upon a time, long, long ago (somewhere in the very late 20th century), a political group known as the Republican Party ran a candidate for President of the United States of America.
    That candidate promised that he would bring dignity and respect back into the White House, a sort of castle that presidents live in when they are in office and not at their own real house in Crawford, Texas or Kennebuckport, Maine.
    Anyway, a lot of people believed this candidate. They thought he just burned with the fire of Jesus in his heart. Some of the people called him “the Burning Bush” because they were sure God talked directly to him. They thought this becaus ehe told them so. They also thought this because they couldn’t really think for themselves and so they felt comfort knowing that they had a candidate that God told what to do. All those believers in “Burning Bush” bought his story about God talking and about repsectabilty and stuff and voted for him so that he could live in the magical White House and make it all sparkly clean. He had a big job to do because the last president wasn’t a very special guy. He was an adulterer and did naughty, naughty things with very young female interns in his office.
    Burning Bush, through some wierd magic by his fairy godfather the Rove and his special advisor, the Baker, and about 48percent of the popular vote became President. He lived in the White House and brought some sparkle to it, for sure. He got a lot of Fairy dust from a make-believe reporter named James Guckert-Gannon and lots of interesting dinners with pornographers and thier porn-movie stars with very large hooters. And that was just a few little things he did to make the White House clean and sparkly.
    And God was happy. He told the Burning Bush so.
    the end

  • May 28, 2005 - 5:12 am | Permalink

    Excellent telling of a modern true fable.

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