Nip-and-tuck aficionados have been buzzing about the strangely stretched visage in the mug shot of the former Majority Leader, who is facing charges of conspiracy and money laundering.
The folks at AwfulPlasticSurgery.com have studied the recent pic and an earlier one, and concluded that DeLay has had a nose job. “One nostril is almost nonexistent, while the other looks normal,” it notes, adding, “Sometimes, when a rhinoplasty surgery goes wrong, there can be problems with nostrils healing properly.”
Additionally, bloggers have dug up info that when DeLay was elected majority leader, he had his teeth capped and that he once had his eyelids lifted, supposedly to help his vision.
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Funny, after all that surgery he still looks like a crook with big predatory teeth!!! I guess surgery isn’t the answer for him unless he wants to look that way. Vanity! Vanity!!!
From the tv clips of Tom & his wife the other day it is obvious that both DeLays have recently enriched a plastic surgeon’s income. Hope the doctor was paid in advance what with the lawyers lining up to line their pockets defending the indefensible exterminator from Texas. May he rot in jail & be forced to watch his heroes being frog marched out of the White House and jail.
Oh Pitilous and Cruel Left Wing!
FORMER majority whipper Delay should not suffer such painful speculation. Prior to his political career he was an exterminator and exposure to the toxic chemicals of the trade that he practiced to put food on his family’s table and shoes on his children’s feet left his face a mask of sneering-like, vicious-style sort of contemptuousness. COMPASSION! He has also had to endure the chemical obliteration of such higher brain functions as CONSCIENCE.
He’s hurtin’, and a little cosmetic surgery is not much to excuse in the face such torture.
With tender hope that he can turn his other stretchy cheek and recieve what he deserves…our understanding.
Tom (no relation) Purdy
Hey Tom, good stuff. Do you have a blog?
They say that the outside of a man starts to take on the tenor of the inside. The crap that makes up the inner Delay is creeping to the surface.
He’s going to be quite the popular one in the old cellblock! How pretty!
Considering his age and his troubles, Tom’s face is remarkably unlined, especially the forehead. Botox?
Now that he has removed the wrinkels from his face, maybe he should do the same for his career.
The Word on K Street is that the Exterminator had 10 quarts of gelatinous yellow pus (aka as fat) sucked from his sagging butt and a portion re-deposited in the upper cheeks region around his lying lips…
Admiral Jonah D. Wail
Capt. USS Lollie-Pop
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Great story.
I heard a rumor that an obese radio personality who lives in a mansion in southern florida, is opening up his fancy digs to anyone who may need food or shelter from the recent storms. Can anyone confirm this rumor?