VP: Condoliar
Advisor: Karen Hughes
Scootie-poo: Kenny Mehlman
Sec. of State: Bunnypants’ dear friend that he’s known for decades, that guy who sends him all those Richie Rich comics.

President: Bill Richardson
Vice President: Wesley Clark
Sec. of State: Bill Clinton
Defense Sec.: Carl Levin
Sec. of Treasury: Bob Rubin
Presidential advisers: James Carville, Paul Begala
Senate Marjority Leader: Hillary Clinton
Speaker of the House: Nancy Pelosi