Are you on the list? As Buck noted earlier, Bill O’Reilly recently announced that he is compiling a list of his enemies which he will post on his website soon. We don’t know about you but if O’Reilly has an enemies list, we want to be on it.
Here’s what O’Reilly – whom Keith Olbermann calls “the Big Giant Head” –
said about his new, exclusive Bill O’Reilly’s Enemies ListTM:
“I’m glad the smear sites made a big deal out of it. Now we can all know who was with the anti-military internet crowd. We’ll post the names of all who support the smear merchants on billoreilly.com. So check with us.”
Here’s an opportunity to join the coveted Bill O’Reilly Enemies List – and let the world know the reasons why.
First, take a moment to write an email to Bill at oreilly@foxnews.com explaining why you are his enemy.
Next, share your reasons for joining Bill’s list with us in either of these two ways:
- When you send your email to O’Reilly, simply cc: us at newsdesk@pensitoreview.com
- Or – block-copy-paste the contents of your email into the Comments section for this post
We will post your reasons for joining Bill O’Reilly Enemies List to Pensito Review as they come in.
Please note that this is urgent. The top spots on Bill O’Reilly’s Enemies List are the most coveted. Don’t be at the bottom of Bill’s list! So email him today!!
- Topic: News & Comment
- Topics: Conservative Values
Hi Bill,
Please include me on your enemies list along with all my favorite bloggers. I’m sure when you’ve completed it, it will serve as a wonderful directory of decent Americans and reliable sources of information.
Yours,
PC
Wilmington, NC
Dear Bill O’Reilly —
Please add me to the enemies list you’re compiling for your website. I feel I deserve to be on the list for the following reasons:
* I think you’re an ugly stain on the fabric of this nation.
* I think you play to the lowest, most hateful of human instincts.
* I think you drag the level of political discourse in this country straight into the gutter.
* I think you’re willing to twist the facts any way at all in order to advance your neocon views, and truth be damned.
* I think you purposely drive wedges deeper between groups that might otherwise find common ground and work to address our nation’s problems.
* I think you’re unbearably rude. Didn’t your mother teach you any manners?
* And, you are a pathetic chickenhawk, like the shrub you suck up to.
Thank you for your time —
MN
San Francisco, CA
I Am You Enemy
To Bill O’Reilly:
I deserve to be on your renowned enemies list because, frankly, I am your enemy. Here are some of the reasons why I am your enemy:
• I believe in fairness and the free flow of information for the good of political discourse
• I believe our country is stronger for having a diversity of political viewpoints
• I believe that most women don’t appreciate sexual harassment by telephone
• I believe that the conservatives and religious right are ruining America and that we are going to hell in a handbasket
• I believe you came off looking like a total dipstick on 60 Minutes
• I believe the war in Iraq was a bad idea founded on lies
• I believe that you can support the troops while condemning the war
• I believe in a radical redistribution of wealth in the United States through peaceful means
• I believe you make really funny faces on TV when you are listening to someone who disagrees with you
• I believe Phil Donohue kicked your ass when he was on your show
• I believe being named your enemy will make me the envy of my many liberal friends
• I don’t believe you
As you can see, I am imminently qualified to be included on your enemy list.
Best regards,
BB
you suck
Dear Bill,
Please add me to your enemies list. Why? Because you are a pompous, egotistical, bloviating, blowhard, fucking liar, that’s why.
Frank Chisholm
East Lyme, CT 06333
Please add me to your enemies list. Why? Because you are a pompous, egotistical, bloviating, blowhard, fucking liar, that’s why.
FC
East Lyme, CT
Bill
Add me to your list of ‘unreasonable’. I deserve to be listed. I demand it.
Your simplistic ‘no spin’ fool speak is enough to gag a maggot.
You have some serious emotional shit going on in that ‘big head’ of yours.
You are the quintessential mindless madman, a true “Ugly American”.
Sign me up!
Sicko!
WM
Coit Tower, CA
I understand you are presumptuous enough to be compiling a “enemy list”, much as they do in despotic third world countries where I once worked and was listed as an enemy of a corrupt government. In view of my conviction that the Iraq war is illegal, and cannot be justified either for moral or logical reasons, I think I qualify for your list. Please be good enough not to disappoint me.
MD
My message did not go through!
Hey Bill: include us in your enemy list. Mainly because your reporting skills are nonexistent. You are a loud mouth with a mike trying to make money. Quit cutting off those that don’t agree with you. Your attitude is passé. You should have stayed in show business trash news because that is pretty much what you still do only it is political trash.
Do you sleep at night? Or are you just a simple sociopath? Ugh to you.
Hi Bill,
I’d like to be on your “Enemies List.” You’re going to hate my website, http://www.yikesmcgee.com . It’ll make you angry.
I write songs about Bush and the right wingers and get them on the radio and all over the Internet. Put me at the top of your list.
Thanks.
Yikes McGee
Dear Joe McCarthy…er…uh…Bill O’Reilly,
Please add my name to the Enemies List on your web site. I would prefer a top slot, but would settle for for a bold font in color (preferably purple) somewhere near the middle.
My purpose in requesting inclusion in your Enemy List has to do with the fact that I have your name on my own list of Loud-Mouthed, Lying Baboons Whose Goal Is To Promote Hatred And Hysteria In America. It would be nice of you (if, in fact there is anything nice about you) to return the favor by placing my name on your Enemy List, in a prominent position, although I can’t hope to compete with people like Keith Olberman or Al Franken. Still, I would be honored to have my name on the same list as theirs. Thank you for this opportunity.
Wishing you the highly-improbable gift of truthfulness and common sense, I remain
A Devoted Enemy-List-Wanna-Be,
JC
Mr. O’Reilly:
Please include me on your list of anti-American, left-wing smear merchants and those who abet them. Or whatever.
I read Media Matters quite often, usually every day. I find their content enlightening — necessary, in fact — and find it instructive that you consider a mere repetition of words that have come out of your mouth defamatory. If you’re serious, you should sue for libel. If not, you should shut up.
That’s Greg Lacour, registered independent, 924 14th St. SE, Hickory, NC 28602.
Also, fuck you and whatever diseased animal you rode in on.
Peace.
GL
Dear Mr. O’Reilly,
Please include me on your enemies list.
Reasons why:
If I were such a person to have an enemies list myself (which is a sure sign of a fundamentally flawed personality), you’d most definitely be on it.
You are a blight on the very soul of our mutual Celtic heritage.
You and the truth have less than a nodding acquaintance.
You hate democracy and love tyranny.
You attack the righteous and support the corrupt.
Your callous disregard for the safety and security of a fine American City and its population reveal your utter lack of humanity.
You, sir, are a modern Pharisee who’d be the first in line to call for a repeat of the crucifixion if Christ were born today.
And, aside from that, you’re a particularly large turd in the polluted punchbowl of American discourse.
Thank you,
SW
Proud Progressive Author
Washington State
Dear Billy,
I know I’m not worthy, but I’d love to be on your enemies list. Why? I’m from Long Island, like you. You are a caricature of the worst type of blowhard that we used to grow here in abundance. Arrogant, wrong most of the time and deliberately and obstinately ingnorant. Fortunately, the species is dyinig out.
On top of that, you’re creepy like so many rightwingers. You have some kind of weird sexual thing going on, betwen that book and the things you said to that woman who sued you. Yech.
And you’re a frightened little man. You talk that trash about San Francisco. New York did get hit. You think New York City supports this war? Not hardly. New Yorkers have balls, Billy, unlike yourself. New Yorkers have been a target, know they could be a target again and do not let that cow them into betraying everything this country is supposed to stand for.
Thank you for considering me for your enemies list.
zy
Having heard about your current project from the blogs,(I can not stand to watch your vituperous ranting of your neofascist, far off the right margine of sanity bushista cant on tv or listen to it on the radio…), I beg to be included , somewhere very near the top of the list so that those interested in such things can clearly see that I, FOR ONE, AM THE SWACREDLY SWORN ENEMY OF ALL ENIMIES OF MY COUNTRY, including the enablers of the current administration which came to power through the treacherious action of the foresworn members of the scotus, has since lied, stolen, and tortured its evil way to the destruction of the GREATEST NATION THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN for the purpose of securing power and wealth beyond human reason for themselves and their selfserving fellow travelers….of which you are most assuradly one. (Please excuse the typos and miss spellings: I am just a dying old crippeled up hillbilly, but I am not a liar like you!)
With no respect at all for you or your gang,
SK, Eagle, Idaho
I am your enemy because you are an ego maniac and a moron. You wouldn’t know the truth if it smacked you in the head. You are Pat Robertson’s fraternal twin brother and a distant cousin of Saddam. You hate democracy and free speech. So there, I look forward to being on your list of enemies. It will be a validation that I have a soul which you certainly don’t. You leave hate and anger in your wake. Is this any way to live?
JR, Shuffletown
Please Include me on your enemies list Bill!
I deserve to be on the list because I recognize you as one of the most ignorant, repulsive, big mouth idiots to ever flap his gums in America.
You twist and distort, lie, hatemonger, abuse your position, shout down anyone who disagrees and appeal only to other hate filled pus bags such as yourself. You are misogynist, racist, homophobic and stand for every thing that is destroying America.
And you are a cowering chicken hawk like your fat, drug addled friend Limbaugh and the scum in Washington who lied the nation into war.
You make me sick,
BT
17 November 2005
Bill!
I heard you’re putting together a list of anti-military folks, so freedom loving Americans can keep track of them. Great idea.
I am sick and tired of people taking out their political frustrations out on the military. Those who lie and put our men and women in uniform in harm’s way should be blacklisted.
At the top of the list should be the names of administration officials that got us into this war.
I don’t need to repeat the charges, since I know you’re familiar with them. They shopped for intelligence reports to show that Iraq had nuclear weapons, and then lied about it. That’s not all! Get this: When a former ambassador to Iraq and an expert in WMDs went public with a report that Sadaam didn’t have a weapons plan, these guys told the press that his wife was a CIA agent! How do you suppose that did to their spy recruiting program? Even then, they weren’t done slapping the troops around, because they refused to provide the required body armor needed. Some troops even are forced to provide their own from home!
I think that you should also put those in the media who willingly repeat the lies of the administration, beginning with your own.
So let’s recap. Here are my suggestions for your list of those plotting against the military:
President Bush
Vice-President Cheney
Secretary of Defense Rumsfeld
Secretary of State Rice
Karl Rove
Scooter
and, of course….you.
It had occurred to me that your list wasn’t really meant to keep track of those against the military, but in the fine tradition of list keeping set by Sen. McCarthy, J. Edgar Hoover, and President Nixon, your list is actually a list of people who think that YOU are a loud-mouth, inarticulate liar and a hate-monger.
If that is the case, my name should be included.
It is:
Kevin McKague
925 Moore
Davison, MI 48423
810-240-0031
http://www.NewsFromDavison.blogspot.com
You just don’t like O’Reilly because he’s factually accurate
Right, Mike. He’s always truthful – except when his lips are moving.
Bill O’Reilly must be taken off the air. His comments about San Francisco are beyond the pale. He is a commentator, not a reporter, and his show is the least fair and balanced crap I have ever seen.
Bill,
Please include me on the list that will crash the internet. please!
I know I’m late getting on this, but for the record, here’s my entry.
http://theimpolitic.blogspot.com/2005/11/dear-mr-oreilly.html
Dear Bill,
Please add me to your enemies’ list. I know it’s getting rather long now that you’ve been inundated with volunteers but I believe as a long standing smear artist of little renown, I deserve a slot at the top of your roster.
My credentials are impeccable. I’m a progressive liberal who thinks the occupation of Iraq will go down in history as the most dunderheaded policy move ever recorded and was only made possible by self-serving blowhards like yourself.
I hate America so much that I promote the right of gay people to marry, a woman’s right to choose abortion, the legalization of drugs as an alternative to a failed prohibition system and the citizens’ right to freely assemble and publicly air their dissent to a corrupt government.
Furthermore I think any duplicitous lamebrain who doesn’t know the difference between a falafel and a loofah shouldn’t be opining about sex, much less government policy. I would say in the world of political punditry, The O’Reilly Factor is the carnival freak show thanks to your immoderate moderation. I blog about your idiocy and your painfully apparent inadequacies regularly.
In closing, I would like to suggest the next time you think about opening your mouth on any issue of importance to our country, you shove the Coit Tower down your throat and think again.
Sincerely,
Libby Spencer
The Impolitic http://theimpolitic.blogspot.com/
Detroit News blog http://info.detnews.com/weblog/
Last One Speaks http://lastonespeaks.blogspot.com/
Proudly smearing Bill O’Reilly since 1998
Hello, Bill. I just heard about your enemies list, and I would love to be included. I find you to be a buffoon, a complete twit, and an irredeemable blockhead (which is indeed rather splotchy). As your only “contribution” to the nation has been to exacerbate the cancer of the ignorant, delusional defense of the misbegotten, self-destructive right-wing agenda, I would be honored for you to consider me an enemy. If it would help my case, I will gladly swear an oath to destroy Fox News and all their blithering idiots.
I have been active in campaigning for various liberal politicians, have vigorously supported Moveon.com and Air America Radio, and have participated in several protests of this administration, including when President Dubya came to town. I have photos to verify this.
Good luck compiling your list. Let me know if you have any further questions about my qualifications. I also have references available upon request.
- Derek S in Salt Lake City Utah
Ps: your prose is horrid, particularly your copious erotica.
Dear Bill,
I belong on your enemies list. Why? Because I am your enemy. You don’t know me, but rest assured that I am. In fact, I disagree with all your opinions and despise everything you stand for. I find you and your ilk to be wretched, vile, insipid, reprehensible and utterly worthless. I wouldn’t piss on you if you were on fire. Surely you see how strong my enmity for you is. How can you not add me now?
Yours truly,
Craig Stallone
Bill,
Please add me to your enemies list because I believe in the un-American principle that all men are created equal. I also believe that we are all endowed by our creator with certain unalienable rights, and that these rights include things like the freedom to marry the adult human being that we love, and the right to speak our minds without some bloated, adulterous windbag telling us to “shut-up.”
Here is the letter I sent to O’Reilly. I’ve posted it on a couple of other sites, hoping to increase my chances:
Dear Mr. O’Reilly:
I am writing to ask you to add me to your “enemies list.” You may find my email to be facetious and I doubt you will take me seriously. However, I would consider it an honor to be hated by a man such as yourself and I think you should consider unknown liberal bloggers such as myself for inclusion on your list, if nothing else because of all the free advertising. What better way to bring readers to my blog than to have my name listed alongside theirs on your list? I believe I qualify for the list for the following reasons:
1) Of my two most recent blog posts, one was a rather severe criticism of your remarks about San Francisco. To paraphrase: While I believe in freedom of speech, I have studied constitutional law and am aware that fighting words and words which incite people to violence are not protected speech. I believe your remarks constitute inciting to violence and you should not only be fired but should be subjected to a criminal investigation.
2) Not only do I support banning military recruiters from public school campuses, but when I was in high school (prior to 9/11) I told every military recruiter who called (in no uncertain terms) that I am a pacifist who opposes war with every fiber of my being and no amount of college funding would convince me to sell myself to an organization which is involved in war.
3) I believe George W. Bush is the worst president the US has ever had.
4) I believe every member of the administration who is in any way involved with the CIA leak should be removed from office up to and including the president.
5) Clearly, I am a democrat.
6) I think everyone who knew anything about prisoner abuse in this war should be tried in the International War Crimes Tribunal.
7) Half of the books in my room were written by freedom-hating liberals. My favorites are written by Al Franken, Michael Moore and Jon Stewart. I quote from Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them on a regular basis.
8) Howard Zinn is one of my heroes.
9) Finally, I believe I qualify for your list because the one thing I love the most about America is the freedom to dissent. As you may recall from American History class, the founders of this nation wanted to ensure protection for the common man from an oppresive government. Independence was declared because of discontent with King George’s rule. The founders guaranteed that any American had the right to speak out against the government, even in times of war. Some may say that exercising the right to dissent is one of the highest forms of patriotism, as doing so is putting into practice a basic principle of democracy.
Hey, Bill O’Lielly! Yeah, I’m talking to YOU, you lying loudmouth hypocritical fascist perverterd nasty violent dipstick!
Put me on your enemies list. Unlike the rest of the people here, I don’t care where on your ridiculous enemies list I end up, ’cause just being on it is a thrill to me!
The reasons why are as follows:
1. You are another right wing con-artist-servative media hack liar, much like Liar Flush Drugbaugh, Liar Ann Coulter, Liar John Gibson, Liar Glenn Beck, Liar Tim Russert, Liar Chris Matthews, Liar Bob Schieffer, Liar Monica Crawley, Liar Norah O’Donnell, Liar Melanie Morgan, Liar Rusty Humphries, Liar Armshill Bagman Williams, Liar Larry Elder, Liar Laura Ingraham, Liar Andrea Mitchell, Liar Bob Woodward, Liar Juidth Miller, Liar Juan Williams, and the rest of the right wing media hack liars.
2. You are a pompous arrogant self-congajulatory self-overrating ass who believes your own lies about your own imagined and contrived importance, which only exists among the dis-likes of other fascist racist hate-mongering rapture hypocritical lying right wing lemmings that follow you and your despicable ilk.
3. You’re another chickenhawk that wants other people to risk their lives in war except you and your fellow lying right wing chickenhawk ilk and lemming supporters.
4. You degrade women for your own amusement while you pretend to rage against the “immoralities” of gay marriage, pornography, etc. Wouldn’t be surpirsed to find out that you have a secret collection of pronography, too. Did Scooter Libby and/or Lynne Cheney give you autographed copies of each of their BAD pronographic novels?
5. You are opposed to women’s rights, you hate gays, you hate blacks, you want to make gays second class citizens by obsessing about gay marriage, you oppose racial integration, you favor reinstating or rebuilding racial segregation and you favor repealing the civil rights laws, you favor the reinstatement of child labor, you support torture, you oppose voting rights for people of color, you oppose affirmative action, you support racial discrimination in public accomodations, you oppose workers rights, you support the establishment of a right wing conservative evangelical religious theocracy, you encourage right wing domestic terrorism and/or incite foreign terrorists to attack American cities and/or Americans that you don’t like.
6. Continuing on the theme started earlier, you oppose workplace safety laws, you favor reinstating child labor, you are against consumers, you oppose environmental laws, you oppose food safety laws, you oppose automobile safety laws, you favor right wing corpoatist authority, and you want right wing big business/corporations to have power and authority over both the states and the federal government.
7. I listen to porgressives that you hate and despise, and hate you back in return. I speak of the progressives at XM 167’s Air America (Al Franken, Randi Rhodes, Sam Cedar, Jeanine Garofolo, Mike Malloy, Mike Papantonio, Robert Kennedy Junior), and I speak of Fargo’s progressive talker Ed Schultz of the Jones Radio Network, the SAME Ed Schultz that bounced your ass out of the Denver radio market, and I speak of the independent progressive African American talk radio hosts, beginning with my local African American Talk Radio Station, Chicago’s WVON-AM 1450 with black hosts Clifford Kelley (Clifford Kelley HATES you also) and Roland S. Martin, to the only national African American Talk Radio Station on satellite radio, XM 169/THE POWER, and THE POWER’s Joe Madison, Bernie McCain, George Wilson, Mark Thompson, Dr. Wilmer Leon, Jay Bryant, Keith Murphy, and Dr. Barbara Reynolds.
8. Also, I frequent the Media Matters site at http://www.mediamatters.org, the site of Fairness and Accuracy In Reporting at http: http://www.fair.org, The Daily Howler at http://www.dailyhowler.com, all the progressive media watchdog sites that bust you and your con-artist-servative ilk, all the sites you don’t like.
One more thing, Bill O’Lielly…AS A PERSON, YOU SUCK!
This is what I sent Bill
Dear Bill,
Please include me on your enemy list as I am a liberal open minded person, the type of which you hate.
Thanks,
Marc Jarett
dear b.o. reilly,
your show stinks. it stinks as badly as your vibrator, of course we all know were thats been, up yours. also, please leave the kids alone b.o. reilly, the only thing you can possibly teach kids is that vibrators are for assholes. you are one perverted mo fo.
happy holidays,
muddy boots
My name is Slaug H. Terbill, and I have a photograph for Bill O’Reilly. Please come over and see me and my photo for the origaniator of the O’Relly Factor, that arrogant, sycophant of the wealthy, neofascist elites of America’s growing fascist majority. Sig Heil! Now join Cheney, Bush, Feith, Wurmser, Libby, Perl, Wolfowitz, and Rumsfeld as they worship evil and commit their souls to their lord Satan the Devil. SIG HEIL!! SIG HEIL!! SIG HEIL!!
BILL O’REILLY, INVITE ME ON YOUR SHOW AND I WILL PROVE TO THE WORLD ON YOUR SHOW THAT YOU SUPPORT AMERICAN EVIL AND THAT AMERICA IS EVERY BIT AS EVIL AS NAZI GERMANY AND THAT YOUR REPUBLICANS ARE NOW WICKED LIKE ADOLF HITLER!! SIG HEIL!! SIG HEIL!! SIG HEIL!!
Bill rules. Quit hating. Get a life. Go protest something.