BILL O’REILLY, INVITE ME ON YOUR SHOW AND I WILL PROVE TO THE WORLD ON YOUR SHOW THAT YOU SUPPORT AMERICAN EVIL AND THAT AMERICA IS EVERY BIT AS EVIL AS NAZI GERMANY AND THAT YOUR REPUBLICANS ARE NOW WICKED LIKE ADOLF HITLER!! SIG HEIL!! SIG HEIL!! SIG HEIL!!

Dear Bill,
Please include me on your enemy list as I am a liberal open minded person, the type of which you hate.

Thanks,
Marc Jarett

Put me on your enemies list. Unlike the rest of the people here, I don’t care where on your ridiculous enemies list I end up, ’cause just being on it is a thrill to me!

The reasons why are as follows:

1. You are another right wing con-artist-servative media hack liar, much like Liar Flush Drugbaugh, Liar Ann Coulter, Liar John Gibson, Liar Glenn Beck, Liar Tim Russert, Liar Chris Matthews, Liar Bob Schieffer, Liar Monica Crawley, Liar Norah O’Donnell, Liar Melanie Morgan, Liar Rusty Humphries, Liar Armshill Bagman Williams, Liar Larry Elder, Liar Laura Ingraham, Liar Andrea Mitchell, Liar Bob Woodward, Liar Juidth Miller, Liar Juan Williams, and the rest of the right wing media hack liars.

2. You are a pompous arrogant self-congajulatory self-overrating ass who believes your own lies about your own imagined and contrived importance, which only exists among the dis-likes of other fascist racist hate-mongering rapture hypocritical lying right wing lemmings that follow you and your despicable ilk.

3. You’re another chickenhawk that wants other people to risk their lives in war except you and your fellow lying right wing chickenhawk ilk and lemming supporters.

4. You degrade women for your own amusement while you pretend to rage against the “immoralities” of gay marriage, pornography, etc. Wouldn’t be surpirsed to find out that you have a secret collection of pronography, too. Did Scooter Libby and/or Lynne Cheney give you autographed copies of each of their BAD pronographic novels?

5. You are opposed to women’s rights, you hate gays, you hate blacks, you want to make gays second class citizens by obsessing about gay marriage, you oppose racial integration, you favor reinstating or rebuilding racial segregation and you favor repealing the civil rights laws, you favor the reinstatement of child labor, you support torture, you oppose voting rights for people of color, you oppose affirmative action, you support racial discrimination in public accomodations, you oppose workers rights, you support the establishment of a right wing conservative evangelical religious theocracy, you encourage right wing domestic terrorism and/or incite foreign terrorists to attack American cities and/or Americans that you don’t like.

6. Continuing on the theme started earlier, you oppose workplace safety laws, you favor reinstating child labor, you are against consumers, you oppose environmental laws, you oppose food safety laws, you oppose automobile safety laws, you favor right wing corpoatist authority, and you want right wing big business/corporations to have power and authority over both the states and the federal government.

7. I listen to porgressives that you hate and despise, and hate you back in return. I speak of the progressives at XM 167’s Air America (Al Franken, Randi Rhodes, Sam Cedar, Jeanine Garofolo, Mike Malloy, Mike Papantonio, Robert Kennedy Junior), and I speak of Fargo’s progressive talker Ed Schultz of the Jones Radio Network, the SAME Ed Schultz that bounced your ass out of the Denver radio market, and I speak of the independent progressive African American talk radio hosts, beginning with my local African American Talk Radio Station, Chicago’s WVON-AM 1450 with black hosts Clifford Kelley (Clifford Kelley HATES you also) and Roland S. Martin, to the only national African American Talk Radio Station on satellite radio, XM 169/THE POWER, and THE POWER’s Joe Madison, Bernie McCain, George Wilson, Mark Thompson, Dr. Wilmer Leon, Jay Bryant, Keith Murphy, and Dr. Barbara Reynolds.

8. Also, I frequent the Media Matters site at http://www.mediamatters.org, the site of Fairness and Accuracy In Reporting at http: http://www.fair.org, The Daily Howler at http://www.dailyhowler.com, all the progressive media watchdog sites that bust you and your con-artist-servative ilk, all the sites you don’t like.

One more thing, Bill O’Lielly…AS A PERSON, YOU SUCK!

Dear Mr. O’Reilly:

I am writing to ask you to add me to your “enemies list.” You may find my email to be facetious and I doubt you will take me seriously. However, I would consider it an honor to be hated by a man such as yourself and I think you should consider unknown liberal bloggers such as myself for inclusion on your list, if nothing else because of all the free advertising. What better way to bring readers to my blog than to have my name listed alongside theirs on your list? I believe I qualify for the list for the following reasons:

1) Of my two most recent blog posts, one was a rather severe criticism of your remarks about San Francisco. To paraphrase: While I believe in freedom of speech, I have studied constitutional law and am aware that fighting words and words which incite people to violence are not protected speech. I believe your remarks constitute inciting to violence and you should not only be fired but should be subjected to a criminal investigation.

2) Not only do I support banning military recruiters from public school campuses, but when I was in high school (prior to 9/11) I told every military recruiter who called (in no uncertain terms) that I am a pacifist who opposes war with every fiber of my being and no amount of college funding would convince me to sell myself to an organization which is involved in war.

3) I believe George W. Bush is the worst president the US has ever had.

4) I believe every member of the administration who is in any way involved with the CIA leak should be removed from office up to and including the president.

5) Clearly, I am a democrat.

6) I think everyone who knew anything about prisoner abuse in this war should be tried in the International War Crimes Tribunal.

7) Half of the books in my room were written by freedom-hating liberals. My favorites are written by Al Franken, Michael Moore and Jon Stewart. I quote from Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them on a regular basis.

8) Howard Zinn is one of my heroes.

9) Finally, I believe I qualify for your list because the one thing I love the most about America is the freedom to dissent. As you may recall from American History class, the founders of this nation wanted to ensure protection for the common man from an oppresive government. Independence was declared because of discontent with King George’s rule. The founders guaranteed that any American had the right to speak out against the government, even in times of war. Some may say that exercising the right to dissent is one of the highest forms of patriotism, as doing so is putting into practice a basic principle of democracy.

Please add me to your enemies list because I believe in the un-American principle that all men are created equal. I also believe that we are all endowed by our creator with certain unalienable rights, and that these rights include things like the freedom to marry the adult human being that we love, and the right to speak our minds without some bloated, adulterous windbag telling us to “shut-up.”

I have been active in campaigning for various liberal politicians, have vigorously supported Moveon.com and Air America Radio, and have participated in several protests of this administration, including when President Dubya came to town. I have photos to verify this.

Good luck compiling your list. Let me know if you have any further questions about my qualifications. I also have references available upon request.

- Derek S in Salt Lake City Utah

Ps: your prose is horrid, particularly your copious erotica.

http://theimpolitic.blogspot.com/2005/11/dear-mr-oreilly.html

Dear Bill,

Please add me to your enemies’ list. I know it’s getting rather long now that you’ve been inundated with volunteers but I believe as a long standing smear artist of little renown, I deserve a slot at the top of your roster.

My credentials are impeccable. I’m a progressive liberal who thinks the occupation of Iraq will go down in history as the most dunderheaded policy move ever recorded and was only made possible by self-serving blowhards like yourself.

I hate America so much that I promote the right of gay people to marry, a woman’s right to choose abortion, the legalization of drugs as an alternative to a failed prohibition system and the citizens’ right to freely assemble and publicly air their dissent to a corrupt government.

Furthermore I think any duplicitous lamebrain who doesn’t know the difference between a falafel and a loofah shouldn’t be opining about sex, much less government policy. I would say in the world of political punditry, The O’Reilly Factor is the carnival freak show thanks to your immoderate moderation. I blog about your idiocy and your painfully apparent inadequacies regularly.

In closing, I would like to suggest the next time you think about opening your mouth on any issue of importance to our country, you shove the Coit Tower down your throat and think again.

Sincerely,

Libby Spencer
The Impolitic http://theimpolitic.blogspot.com/
Detroit News blog http://info.detnews.com/weblog/
Last One Speaks http://lastonespeaks.blogspot.com/

Proudly smearing Bill O’Reilly since 1998