Humor, Impeachment, Message Points, Politics, Worst President Ever
Let’s Outsource the Secret Service to the UAE
Alert PR reader Vito D. had a really good question for the Deputy Defense Secretary. Gordon England said last week that those who question the port deal put our security at risk by giving people from Arab countries a complex. Vito asked:
Why not abolish the Secret Service and let U.A.E. guard the President? Now this would show our Arab allies that we trust them.
I agree. If there’s no problem with letting them hire the longshoremen in our ports, then while we’re at it, let’s put them where they could really do some good.
Topics: Humor, Impeachment, Message Points, Politics, Worst President Ever
YES YES YES!! BY ALL MEANS OUTSOURCE THIS JOB!!!! LET THEM TAKE CARE OF THE WORST ROGUE IN AMERICA FOR HE IS NO PRES!!!! THIS IS THE LYINGEST DIRTEST DISHONEST ASSHOLE IN ALL OF THE WORLD! AND THEY NEED TO PROTECT HIM FOR SURE! MAYBE WE WILL GET LUCK IN THE MEAN TIME!THIS BASTARD PRES IS DETERMINED TO GIVE AND SELL US OUT SO THAT HE CAN PAD HIS POCKETS EVEN MORE!
Better yet, let’s outsource the pilots of Air Force One and let a few Arab pilots fly the President around. Again, if it’s good enough for our ports…
Remember racial profiling …. forget it for now at least for the time being until the transaction is finalizaed with the UAE … Afterwards we may be able to determine a terrorist by racial profiling and of only those people who are not involved in the ownership of the ports… in that casw we will be considered anti arab.
So for now the confusion is created by the same people who sent hundreds of pieces of information to those interested in Bush’s interruption of the National Guard.. and then was only anything
HEY that is great one! LET THEM FLY HIM ARROUND! OH YES WHY NOT OUT SOURCE HIM TO THE ARABS! HE SURE AN’t NO GOOD FOR US
This sounds like a super great idea. Shall we start calling our reps in Washington? I promise you that I AM going to do exactly this today.
Well, folks, mission accomplished! And, you know, all of my representatives loved the idea. However, when I called the White House, the message was not received so favorably. In any case, everyone call their reps and ask them to let the UAE take over the Secret Service’s job of protecting the president and his family first. The number to the White House is: 1-202-456-1111. Let me know what happens and good luck. I believe that you will enjoy your responses.
This is the first time I’ve read this website. You people are GREAT!
In addition to outsourcing all the forementioned positions, how about outsourcing the Federal Elections Commission. The UAE couldn’t be worse at running our elections than the present commission has been… And besides, Muslims Hate Bush as much as we do. So with their help we can take back the congress in 2006 and ‘Let The Impeachment Begin’!
Dennis Roth
Yea, and while we’re at it, let’s outsource the White House chef! And Bush’s doctor! And his pilots! Someone’s gotta screw up!