Ohio Democratic state Senator Robert Hagan’s proposal to ban GOP adoption is a great idea. Hagan says “credible research” shows that adopted children raised in GOP households are more at risk for developing “emotional problems, social stigmas, inflated egos, and alarming lack of tolerance for others they deem different than themselves and an air of overconfidence to mask their insecurities.”

If banning GOP adoption will prevent one more kid from having a miserable life, I’m for it. But why not nip the problem in the bud by eliminating the root cause of all our society’s ills: GOP marriage.

Over half of GOP marriages in the United States end in divorce. Half! That means that millions of marriages are destroyed by Republicans every year. (By contrast, the number of gay marriages that end in divorce in the United States is miniscule.)

Yes, the main threat to the institution of marriage comes from the political right because so many GOP men and women cheat on their partners and have diseases. They are also prone to alcoholism and often die young.

While GOP households are often unstable and cause a strain on the social fabric, fighting GOP marriage is first and foremost a moral issue. Adultery is the leading cause of divorce in mixed gender marriage — despite the fact that the Bible clearly states, “Thou shalt not commit adultery.” (Why is it that GOP people cannot seem to understand that this is a Commandment, not a suggestion?)

Conversely, the Bible’s injunctions against gay sex are found only in a couple of obliquely worded passages among hundreds in the class of sins with eating pork, women wearing pants and improperly covering your poop whilst caravaning in the desert.

Please call or write your representatives and tell them that this country needs a constitutional amendment to save America from the iniquity of GOP marriage.

Stop GOP marriage now — before it’s too late.