Bush Trades Nuclear Technology for Indian Mangoes

Quid pro mango: The centerpiece of President Bush’s visit to India last week was the signing of an agreement in which the United States would give nuclear energy technology to India.

So what does the United States get in return?

“The United States is looking forward to eating Indian mangoes as part of liberalising trades and opening markets.”

President Bush, in India, on Thursday.

That’s right. Mangoes:

After nuclear diplomacy, it was time for mango diplomacy between India and US…. In what can be called a juicy development in Indo-US trade, the US has agreed to consider lifting of sanctions on Indian mangoes. India produces 41 percent of the World’s mangoes and America imports 29 percent of the fruit produced worldwide. The mangoes are, though, just a drop in a much larger fruit basket of US.

Let’s recap: We give India nuclear technology, and in return we will buy their mangoes.

8 Comments

  • smskater
    March 5, 2006 - 9:22 am | Permalink

    …and don’t forget that outsourcing is a good thing. Why, who could have anticipated that Bush believes in Mutual Assured Destruction?

  • Phil
    March 8, 2006 - 12:27 pm | Permalink

    I like mangoes. W. doing what he does best, that is, making a mess out of everything he touches.

  • alex baracskai
    March 9, 2006 - 6:44 pm | Permalink

    nuclear technology has a lot of power, i bet mangoes have even more power.

  • Joe
    March 19, 2006 - 12:05 pm | Permalink

    I thought it was pronounced nukular? A bomb for a mango sounds like a fair trade to me, especially if that fucking mango can power my car for a year. What a dipshit.

  • CraterCraft
    June 3, 2013 - 12:52 am | Permalink

    WAT THE HELL. WHY USA WILL DO DAT? WHY? THEY CANT DO SHIT WITHOUT MANGOS

  • CraterCraft
    June 3, 2013 - 12:56 am | Permalink

    WHAT IS USA GOING TO DO HUH? USA AINT DO SHIT

  • CraterCraft
    June 3, 2013 - 12:58 am | Permalink

    GOO BARCALONA GOOO GOO GOOO MESSI BEAT UP USA DUDES GOOOOOO GOOO GOOOOO BEAT SHIT OUT OF THEM

  • TashM
    August 20, 2016 - 10:48 am | Permalink

    I guess no one is thinking that they are healing mangoes. We have never heard of healing mangoes true, but there must be more to it than what we think

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