Humor, Politics, Worst President Ever
Hey kids! Remember during the 2004 presidential debates, when we were all trying to figure out the squarish object(s) that appeared under Mr. Blinky Eyes’ jacket? Well, it’s time for another round of “What’s Under Bush’s Shirt”!
Take your best guess as to what that is under Bush’s shirt in this recent picture posted by Lou Dobbs on CNN. It shows Bush with Pres. Vicente Fox of Mexico and Prime Minister of Stephen Harper of Canada discussing how to best to restrict the flow of each other’s citizens across the borders, while maximizing the flow of their money in the same direction.
So far, P.R. Editor Jon is going for a box of Cuban cigars. I’m thinking it’s more likely Bush’s battery pack, which has to be charged every few hours or he gets cranky. What do you think it is?
Topics: Humor, Politics, Worst President Ever
It’s a colostomy bag. Bush is so full of shit, it runs over. More importantly, however, is the question of what Fox has on his head.
It’s his ‘My Pet Goat’ book. If he starts to read it, take cover!
I think it’s his radio frequency receiver. He’s an android being remote controlled.
I’m surprised they don’t have a “vest” for his head, too. I guess they do as much as they can to keep him from getting shot.
Who will ever know? This is the oddest man in the world.
it’s a fold out map of the US, so when harper or fox ask any questions, he can whip it out
That’s his sound box, alright. He kept it off his back during this visit because if they had slapped him on the back or put their arm around him, they would have felt it.
During the 2004 election debates I remember all the “hoopla” about the Bush rules of debate saying NO PHOTOGRAPHY FROM BEHIND, and the press for once in their lives saying, “Na, we’re doing what we want.” That box on his back was so apparent during the debate, I said to myself, “Ah, look at that. There’s his wireless for the microphone.” Silly me, I failed to realize he had a mike right on the podium.
This box is some kind of prompting device, no doubt. He must also be wired for intake sound as well.
It’s really mind-blowing to watch Bush take questions from the press. There’s this run off of information he gives out, then out of nowhere Bush will interrupt himself, without a single thought running through his head, to give the new talking point. People don’t speak like that. You can see them ponder their words as they give them and the process that goes through their head when they go to a new point. They don’t interrupt themselves out of nowhere! Sometimes he stutters, too, because there must be static on the line or his handlers have had to repeat themselves.
It would be funny if this kabal were not so criminal.
I’m telling ya: A ten-pack of Cuban cigars
I recognize that shape! It’s a Jack Daniels injection device.
It’s a box of Oxycontin tabs he’s bringing back to Rush!
Well, it looks like Fox is hiding a bale of sensimilla under his shirt, so Bush must have the giant pack of rolling papers.
Constitution of the new republic MexiCan-Am!
it’s a tin of Peruvian flake because, according to long established Republican legal thinking, if the president does it, it isn’t a crime.
A copy of Mein Kampf?
The April issue Playgirl?
Possibly a copy of “Dictatorships For Dummys”? Mayabe a copy of “How to destroy the world in less than two terms as US Preznit?
homosexual pornography dvd
A roasted puppy sandwich that he will later share with Karl Rove.
Photos of Anna Nicole Smith.
Tom Delay’s gun.
maybe an explosive device…what are they waiting for?
Why, he’s absconding with Spongebob Squarepants!
It looks like its shoved in his pants!
That would be his new housekeeper and groundskeeper for the “ranch.” They’re being smuggled in his pants.
… he has a lot of room to spare down there, you know.
It’s the original copy of the U.S. Constitution. He’s giving it to Fox and Harper since we don’t use it anymore.
Rove- book of knowledge-LIES #1 SADAM WOULD DESTROY U.S. WITHOUT POSSESSION OF PLANES #2 WMD #3 SADAM ATTACK ON NEW YORK #4 THIS IS NOT FOR MONEY AND OIL FOR HALIBURTON #5 WE WILL LEAVE WHEN IRAQ SAYS GO HOME #6 WE DO NOT SPY ON AMERICANS #7GOD DOES TALK TO YOU #8 I AM NOT A CROOK #9 ALL THE PEOPLE LOVE YOU KING GEORGE,SAVED BIGGEST LIE FOR LAST.
A GPS box so he knows where he is!
or
A copy of Tony Blairs new book… How to shag a donkey, when on roller blades!
A kilo of Mayan Marching Powder.
DON’T KNOW WHATS UNDER THE SHIRT! REST ASSURED THIS IS ONE DESPERATE LAME DUCK THAT IS CAPABLE OF BRINGING DOWN AMERICA,THERE IS VERY LITTLE BETWEEN THE EARS.
It should be easy to find out if Bush is wired. Since any signals would be sent for some distance just get a frequency scanner and be in the press corp. That should pick up and signals.
No one in the media will EVER do anything to bust “dear leader”. They are all spineless as it seems.
I think the square bulge under his shirt is a “smirking chimp box” invented by KKKarl and Quick Draw Cheeney. It allows them to control speech and his wings….You all know he is one of the original flying monkeys in the Wizard of Oz.
DICK CHENEY’S BRAIN
Naw… Thats his latin to gringo dictionary stupid!
BOX O GERBILS!
Its a box of ammo he had to take from Cheney when the crowd started shouting Ariba! Ariba! Guess he didnt want anyone to get shot in the face. No wait, maybe its a box of *soft* pretzels. *cough* **choke**
A copy of Orwell’s ‘1984′
Um, it’s a shadow. That’s why nobody will make a serious comment. It’s unfortunately a shadow.
Everyone knows they stick Bush’s radio receiver up his butt anyway.
It’s part of his body trying to get off.
OKAY…the guessing is over… and the real answer is: The Entire King George W Bush III Presidential Library, including the ACTUAL crayons used to fill in the spaces.
The object is one of the following:
His English/English translation guide
A map with a big arrow pointing to Mexico that says, “You are here.”
Incriminating photos of Fox in case he doesn’t get his way
It’s a comic book for him to read when the grown ups are discussing something over his head (which is most of the time).
An unopened copy of the latest Harry Potter book. Potter is Bush’s hero!
It’s the box of Whup Ass he carries everywhere he goes! He might need to whup Vicente’s butt. He might have to go drop some bombs on Mexico, so he needs his box of Whup Ass! Y’all need to understand this southern rancher. He’s just a good ol’ boy – never meanin’ no harm – beats all you ever saw, been in trouble with the law, since the day he was born. Uh! That’s the Dukes, though, ain’t it?
it’s the fuckin’ itinary
It sure as hell ain’t a book.
Under Bush’s shirt is the biggest spoiled brat on planet earth, gerge w. bush
W’s shirt, Fox’s shirt… forget about that. What the hell is in Fox’s pants? AY CARUMBA!!
Well, if Bush’s intelligence gathering agencies at the Defense Department looked at the picture, they would surmise it is a facility to develop and assemble WMDs. They would then give the photo to Colin Powell, who would then present to the United Nations America’s case for war against Mexico.
Since Bush has no heart or brain and is controlled by information fed to him via. his hearing device, the pack you see in the picture is to keep his robotic heart pumping, thus mimicing the actions of a real man.
Clearly, this is the box Rove uses to speak to the press through W. We saw it at the debates, but here it’s just to keep things running smoothly.
Remember, the real reason Katrina was such a problem was because Cheney was house shopping in Wy, Rove was undergoing surgery, and everyone else was on vacation for a week or so. When Katrina hit, there was no one to tell W what to do. Now you’d think POTUS could work a phone, and call the military and the media, but he didn’t/was not capable. So, the minions had to rush back to Work to get things moving….moral of the story, you CANNOT leave W. alone…he will watch a briefing on, oh, a major storm to hit, say, New Orleans, and will not remember any of it a day or two later. His disconnect from reality (forget partisan politics) is so great that any normal job would terminate him for cause.
How can a colostomy bag be attached to a colostomy bag?
It’s gotta be something else.
It’s their toy guns jammed in their pants. They’ve been playing Wild West on the pyramid. Vinny’s got a big one!
No, really, com gear is not that bulky, for a prompter, indoors, it fits inside the ear. This thing could be an outdoor unit with a positioner, vital signs, et cetera, to keep NSA’s satelite focused on him. How many times has he pitched it, head first into the scenery? (In Fact, How many head injuries has he sustained overall? 4? 5?Classified, no doubt.)
So they gotta keep track of bubbleboy, just in case, you know.
It’s a box of hand-painted condoms, made in Mexico and given as a thank-you to the biggest Dick in America!
It’s the steel box containing his compassionate conservatism. It only comes out on special holidays, like St. Illegal Campaign Contribution Day.
(steal the P from resident Bush!)
The Missing P Project
http://www.geocities.com/themissingPproject
SILLYS! It’s his new drug supply from Vicente Fox! Why do you think he is being so nice to him? We do KNOW he seems to be “ON” something!
It’s a box of rancid fish heads. Bush loves ‘em, I tell ya’!
The pictures of Bush during the trip ro Cancun (not so much this one, shows a belly bulge; odd for someone so addicted to exercise and chopping down shrub brush on his ranch. Looks like a beer gut to me.
Someone should tell him to wear black shirts and tuck them in; better yet, someone should tell him to stop drinking or taking whatever he is taking {”for his temper.”)
It’s three Comic Books of Power Rangers, the only thing he reads.
It’s a copy of his recent book, “The Presidency For Dummies”. Of course, it’s nonfiction.
Keen –
Isn’t the title of the book “Presidentin’ for Dummies?”
It’s a hardback copy of “The Diaries of Joseph Goebbels”.
It has always been there; it’s where KKKarl Rove inserts the skate key to wind him up. — JR Ford, Oct 2004.
It is where the batteries are kept.
He is Cheney’s robot.
He’s attempting to make up for not having anything in his pants.
A copy of the cook book ” Babies…the other..other White meat” for 5 Deferment Dick Cheney
MEXICAN DONKEY PORN WITH THE BUSH TWINS.
His autobiography ” How to get drunk and influence people”
James, you haven’t lost a beat.
I think it is Bush’s stash, of whatever is hard for even him to get in the US.
It could be the battery pack for his ear piece, so he will be able to respond to anything which requires more than four letter words.
It is, at any rate, something which would truly reveal what a jackass the man is, even to his most ardent supporters.
It is the keypad where Rove enters his secret code inorder to program Bush before each speech.
It’s a payoff wad Off American Money for letting the illegal’s come in our Country. See how Big Bush Is smiling… he only does that for cold hard cash!