I’m ready to predict the next round of White House staff shuffling:

• Andy Card will replace John Snow as Secretary of the Treasury. That’s a no-brainer.
• Former FEMA head Michael Brown, who has completely rehabilitated his Katrina-tarnished reputation, will replace Scott McClellan as White House spokesperson. I’m sure he’ll do a heckuva job.
• Scotty, who is used to being the whipping boy of the press, as well as the president’s bitch, is ideally suited to take the FEMA job, which has been turned down by everyone from D.C. to LA.
• Attorney General Gonzalez will get the next Supreme Court seat.
• And Tom DeLay will be appointed as Attorney General, pending any indictments.