Comments on: Is Bush’s Marriage in Trouble?

By: Madison

Madison — Tue, 20 Jun 2006 12:28:25 +0000

You Bush worshippers have no sense of irony, much less a sense of humor. The entire Clinton impeachment had no more validity or credibility than the stories reported in the World Weekly News or the Globe.

Reporting on this story from the Globe is our way of MOCKING you.

Now do you get it??

By: Beth

Beth — Tue, 20 Jun 2006 11:31:06 +0000

I am so surprised that this is even being discussed as a real story! How many times have NORMAL people peeped at the Globe while waiting in line at the grocery store and LAUGHED because their stories are so outrageous! If ONE other reliable news outlet was reporting this MAYBE you could even speak about it.. But all this is stupid!
Liberals get over it! You lost the house and the White House and they are not going back anytime soon! LMAO!

By: Angelina

Angelina — Wed, 14 Jun 2006 19:49:22 +0000

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.

Frank Zappa

By: Muhammad

Muhammad — Sun, 11 Jun 2006 18:04:45 +0000

My people laugh that your american president got blow jobs from young girl. ever since then the world has been laughing at you american people and american presidents.

ALLAH

By: Jack

Jack — Fri, 09 Jun 2006 18:53:57 +0000

I’m sorry to all you Bush haters…you must be mourning over Al-Zarzawi’s death. Don’t worry he’ll be taken care of by the virgins. Once again – sorry.

By: Lisa

Lisa — Thu, 08 Jun 2006 16:27:01 +0000

Gee, I’ll see your “I didn’t have sexual relations with that woman” and raise you one “Iraq has Weapons of Mass Destruction.” Now, which lie has caused death? Which lie has damaged the world’s opinion of America? Which lie is the most harmful?

By: Madison

Madison — Thu, 08 Jun 2006 13:33:07 +0000

Here are the three magic troll-be-gone questions for Pam/Muhammed. No troll yet has ever stuck around to answer them because, well, they can’t — without admitting that their messiah George W. Bush is a fraud:

Pam/Muhammed, Iraq was not a terrorist threat to the United States until your Dear Leader foolishly took us in there.

Why did he do it? Answer these three questions honestly (if you can — I know that people under the sway of cults have trouble discerning fiction from reality):

1. Yes or No: If the number one export of Iraq were olive oil rather than petroleum oil, would we be there today?

2. Did we go there to establish a foothold for democracy among the Arabs? Yes? Then wouldn’t it have been less costly in blood and treasure simply to convince the Kuwaitis to hold elections? After all, we literally saved their asses from Saddam in 1992. Becoming a beacon for democracy in the Middle East would seem to be the very least they could do in return.

3. In the run-up to the war, did Bush and his team lie when they said Saddam had weapons of mass destruction?

No? Well, then the only other option is that they screwed up – and did so, as the vice president might say, big time.

In fact, this outrageously incompetent miscalculation has led to over 100,000 casualities, including almost 3,000 valiant U.S. service members and the fatalities of tens of thousands of innocent Iraqis. It will likely cost us upwards of a trillion dollars – and we’re not even halfway done yet. The Bush misadventure in Iraq will undoubtedly go down as the most monumentally inept war effort ever undertaken. (If they were Democrats the Bush team would be pursued by the media and the GOP for gross and homicidal official negligence.)

So, which is it, Pam/Muhammed, did they lie or were they merely criminally incompetent?

We await your answer.

(Just kidding! We know that Bush worshippers can’t abide the sunlight of reality, so you’ll change the topic to another pre-packaged screed you heard on the Limbaugh show. We understand that you are intellectually unable to answer these three simple questions. Again — seek help.)

By: smarter

smarter — Thu, 08 Jun 2006 10:44:03 +0000

you idiots, can’t you see that pam/muhammed isn’t even on the level as a right-wing troller? if she were, she wouldn’t claim to be “from Mexico” and refer to a sister’s childbirths here proudly as “a free ride”. she’s not from mexico; she probably hates people from mexico.

(who pick her vegetables, wash her restaurant dishes, and do all the other menial work her relatives think they’re above doing.)

this troller isn’t any of those people. just ignore it!

By: Trish

Trish — Thu, 08 Jun 2006 03:44:23 +0000

Pam/Muhammad: If you’re going to make fake comments, do it under a different IP address. You know, like a hotmail account or something?

By: Muhammad

Muhammad — Thu, 08 Jun 2006 02:16:08 +0000

Thank You for shared laughs. I faxed this to my people in Iraq and they like to humilulate your american president like you do. Please give us more. HA HA we laugh at america with you.