Tubby: President Bush’s new girth has obviously terrified this German child. We’re not claiming to be the fittest of the fit, but the president is a notorious ridiculer of overweight people — hey, it’s what towel-snapping frat boys do — but we will take this opportunity to remind the president that if he would just resign today (and take Cheney with him), he could be back in Crawford tomorrow with nothing to do but work on his abs all day long.
Think about it, George. Nothing to do all day long but think about yourself. Come on! You know you want to…
Obviously, he left his girdle at home.
It is not Dubya’s weight that got to the little guy! He took one look into Georgie’s eyes, “AND SAW HIS EVIL SOUL”!
A very wise and appropriate reaction, I would say!
He’s probably wearing a bullet proof vest. Do you suppose it’s one of those inferior ones that our troops in the Mideast were outfitted with? We should probably take up a collection to buy him a safer one, just like the families of our soldiers do. We could do a bake sale.