President Photographed Sexually Harassing German PM at G8 Summit

President Bush was on a tear at the G8 Summit in St. Petersburg, Russia, last week. While the Middle East exploded into violence that threatens to ignite a world conflict, the president was filmed eating with his mouth open — and recorded saying the s-word — with British P.M. Tony Blair, and now this photo montage has come out showing the president sexually harassing the German P.M., Angela Merkel.

I’m sure the president’s advances were okay with Merkel, however, as both she and the president are rightwingers.


  • Mary in Skokie, IL
    July 19, 2006 - 3:16 pm | Permalink

    No, no, no…I think everyone’s missed the truth here. It’s not harassment or anything like that. Mr. Bush has sometimes been compared to a chimpanzee, and this very normal behavior among chimpanzees is called “grooming.” It’s often done to alleviate stress and tension; usually the dominant monkey receives from the subordinate.

    Here are some links to other photos of chimps “grooming”:

    Indeed, under Mr. Bush a significant percentage of the population seems to have actually devolved, a good thing because perhaps this devolution will result in pre-human stem cells that could be employed in research without irritating social conservatives.

    In short, the Bush people are simply a bunch of monkeys.

  • DoubleBarrellBunnyAnger
    July 19, 2006 - 4:17 pm | Permalink

    Even if the President’s qualifications, experience and values weren’t an issue, there’s no excuse for the President’s inability to simply act like an Adult, to be an issue. These pictures display the truth about The Boy’s committment to Our Country and World Peace. Nothing I’ve seen in 5 1/2 years is as clear and unoquivocal as these pictures. How much confidence does anyone have in The Boy to deal with this crisis, after seeing these pictures.

  • peter
    July 19, 2006 - 5:33 pm | Permalink

    Check out this great song about bush’s america

  • Eric
    July 19, 2006 - 6:45 pm | Permalink

    I went to another site and saw the video of the act. It was not high quality (some frames seem to be cutout) making it somewhat jerky. But Bush walks in like a zombie, grabs the Chancellor, she throws her shoulders and arms back, He lets go and walks away as if nothing happened. No expression. Nothing.
    Maybe he’ll forget to get on the plane or if he does get on the plane maybe he’ll open that funny door with the BIG RED HANDLE over the ocean and we’ll all be the better for it.

  • P-J
    July 20, 2006 - 7:03 am | Permalink

    I disapprove of Bush completely, but I attempt to place maturity on myself to not over-react to just any old gesture.

    Believe me, I have been sexually harrassed, and I think I know the difference (sometimes) between a friendly and comeradly gesture and being mashed on.

    I, myself, am an offerer of masage, when I feel it would be beneficial to the recipient. I generally ask first, and have often received that pressure spot relief when a brother or sister has done the same thing to me that I see Mr Bush doing in these photos.

    As for the “CHRISTian” comment. I can claim to be hamburger, but that doesn’t make me one. You can tell the tree by its fruit. If it lies and cheats and is inhumane, than it is no CHRISTian. Period! However, how better to make enemies for a person than to do bad things in that person’s name? Real CHRISTians are a blemish enough to THE TRUE FACE of CHRIST, however, it is the pseudo-CHRISTians who deliberately make enemies for THE MAN. (Think about it.)

    JESUS went to The Bible Belt of HIS Day, and they crucified HIM.


  • rick
    July 20, 2006 - 10:05 am | Permalink

    My take on it: He almost has that “I’m trying to make up ” look/ attitude about him. Maybe Merkel told him what a complete dipshit he was regarding his moronic pig comments, and he was sucking up to her. She was looking in his direction as she spoke with the Italian PM, she probably saw him coming from the corner of her eye and didn’t acknowledge him. Hopefully one day we’ll hear a leak about her take on this. A goodly number of the rest of us on the planet get the impression that bush could be filmed screwing a 5 year old boy on tv and he’d get away with it. When will the
    USA do something about this uberprick?

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  • Sweet L'Charmin
    January 31, 2008 - 10:56 am | Permalink

    He’s not sexually harassing Merkel, but he is doing his weird [i]getting in other’s personal-space thing[/i] thing.
    There must be literally hundreds of photos of Bush rubbing the heads of bald men.
    WTF? He’s a pretty bad president, and he’s just damn weird.
    He did a nice hatchet-job on the GOP though and left it with the only guy weirder than him, McCain.
    The GOP is for weirdos.

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