The horror, the horror: AdAge’s Simon Dumenco, aka Media Guy, plumbs the depths of his psyche to create images we never wanted to entertain. WARNING: If you read this, it will happen to you, too.

Oprah and Gayle are happy-gay, not gay-gay
Look, when I worked with Oprah Winfrey and Gayle King (on the launch of O magazine), I didn’t think they were gay. I still don’t think they’re gay. I don’t care that they think that the American public might think they’re gay, or that their in-print denials of their gayness (in the current O) are making many people who’d never a-thunk about their possible gayness now think they actually are gay. What I am concerned about is how to strike from my mind the images of Oprah and Gayle sharing a pint of Ben & Jerry’s Neapolitan Dynamite (with one spoon), loofahing each other in the shower (in slo-mo) and then shopping at Home Depot together (taking turns pushing the cart).

Ew!