GEORGE W. BUSH: I’m looking forward to the feast you’re going to have tonight. I understand I may have the honor of slicing the pig …. I’m optimistic we can still get something done on the Doha Round. It’s going to take work, but G8 is a good place for us to continue the dialogue, and we will. And I guess that’s about all — we discussed a lot of things, in other words. And thank you for having me. I’m looking forward to that pig tonight ….
REPORTER: On both of these. Does it concern you that the Beirut airport has been bombed? And do you see a risk of triggering a wider war? And on Iran, they’ve, so far, refused to respond. Is it now past the deadline, or do they still have more time to respond?
GWB: I thought you were going to ask me about the pig.
REPORTER: I’m curious about that, too.
GWB: The pig? I’ll tell you tomorrow after I eat it.
— During a press availability event with German Chancellor Angela Merkel, who was going to be serving roast wild boar to President Bush that evening during the G8 Summit, Stralsund, Germany, July 13, 2006





Good God a-mighty, is there nothing to trite, petty and stupid to come out of Dubya’s mouth?