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Why Did Rush Limbaugh Take Viagra on Vacation with Four Guys?

When asked if his cigar was a phallic symbol, Sigmund Freud supposedly replied, “Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.” Implied in this answer, of course, is the idea that sometimes a cigar is more than a cigar: It is a symbol for something else.

Keeping that in mind, the Smoking Gun has revealed that when renowned cigar smoker Rush Limbaugh was busted with someone else’s prescription of Viagra, he was returning to the United States from a vacation in the Dominican Republic with four other guys:

Rush Limbaugh was traveling with four other men–including the producers of the hit show “24″–when he was detained over a mislabeled bottle of Viagra found in his luggage during a Customs search.

Hugh Hefner once called Viagra “the best legal recreational drug out there.” Keeping that in mind, the four men in Limbaugh’s Dominican sex party included:

Joel Surnow, “24″’s co-creator and executive producer and Howard Gordon, another of the Fox hit’s executive producers (Hollywood agent Jeffrey Benson was also part of the Limbaugh quintet).

And TSG asks, “With all those guys in tow, it is unclear what Limbaugh needed with those 29 100mg Viagra pills.”

Speaking for all the gays in Gaydom, I don’t think Rush is a homo. We don’t want him. He is one of yours. Ick.

If Limbaugh and his boys went to the Carribbean to trawl resort bars for dates, you might think having Rush in their party would be a dumb girl magnet. Evidence suggests otherwise: only one of the 30 pills in the prescription was missing.

Here’s the takeaway: A cigar may not always be a cigar, but Rush Limbaugh is always a dick.

17 Responses »

  1. Ick. I’d have expected better from Joel Surnow. He gave life to Jack Bauer!

  2. he’s not smoking, he’s practicing…

  3. Well, you don’t want him…WE don’t want him…why not just take him out to some remote area, drop him off and leave him to fend for himself. I wouldn’t do that to a dog or cat, but I have no problem suggesting it for Rush, whatever the hell he is.

    My evil twin | Aug. 4, 2006 - 8:31 pm
  4. quit picking on rush… if a guy wants to take viagra so, perhaps, he has a problem rolling out of bed in the middle of the night, and the pills help him create sort of a kick-stand effect— should we all make fun and ridicule him? or perhaps he puts it in his alcohol so he can have a stiff drink now and then… after all the pill poppin talking spud deserves to have some fun in his life. when you are done reading this, you should feel guilty and spank yourself silly, im sure that rush would be glad to supply the paddles beause the rushmiester does not hold a grudge (how could he, with one hand on his cigar and the other hand on his cigarello).

    Mark Mywords | Aug. 4, 2006 - 9:53 pm
  5. I want to know how he can have access to prescription medication not even prescribed in his name and nothing happens.Just cause they were precribed to his doctor doesn’t make it any less legal. How does he keep getting away with this crap. Rumors have been around for decades about him being gay, which I could care less about. It’s the hypocrisy, narcissism, and sense of invulnerability and the flaunting of the laws all the rest of us have to abide by. Maybe even sadder are the listeners who believe his jack off braying of insanity and lies.

  6. I had to send a message in response to Ruby’s comment about Rush not smoking , but practicing .
    I almost literally fell off my chair , laughing . Thanks . You made my day …
    Bart .

  7. He would not only have to pay for it, but would have to give the viagra to his partner so they could get aroused. It could not happen naturally as “Ick” is a euphemism for one’s reaction to the idea. Suicide before Rush anytime.

    Rosettastone | Aug. 5, 2006 - 2:11 am
  8. It is interesting that where Rush took his viagra is most famous for child prostitution.

    Rush faces no shortage of non-child prostitutes in the USA, so unless he he was specifically looking for CHILD prostitutes, he had no reason to leave the country.

    George Silva | Aug. 5, 2006 - 2:14 am
  9. Another question that could be asked is: Are these huys liberal and if so why is Rush hanging out with Hollywood liberals?

  10. I still can’t figure out what the appeal of this guy is-why does anyone listen to the jerk!!!! Why does anybody care about him!!!!

  11. Check out this comic which tells the whole story of Rush, the Viagra, and what happened next…
    RUSH LIMBAUGH IN HE’S GOT A GUN!

    http://www.thehollywoodliberal.com/rush_limbaugh_viagra.htm

  12. The obvious answer, that Rush has one hell of a flaccid penis, while likely true may not be the real reason Rush was carrying mass quantities of Viagra.

    More likely is that Rush planned to trade the pecker pills for his drug of choice, oxycontin.

  13. Does Rush put viagra in his cigar to make it a bigger smoke?

  14. I like what someone else said.

    Rush is a conservative who is for family values. Family values says that only MARRIED heterosexual couples are allowed to have sex. Rush is not currently married so he is in a period of celebacy. WHY WOULD HE NEED VIAGRA?

  15. only one conclusion,asshole packing

  16. Rush reportedly claimed the Viagra was in his suitcase from a prior trip and he forgot it was there. Okay, where was he on the prior trip? And, do you suppose that someone who would go to all the trouble of getting a prescription for himself only made out to another’s name would carelessly forget where he left the prescription?

    Not too damn friggin likely!

  17. “who cares?,” is a better question…

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