When Life Sends Us Spam, We Make Poetry

Unfiltered inspiration: Here at Pensito Review, we receive lots of spam e-mails every day. Hundreds of them, most having to do with erectile dysfunction, offers for weird pharmaceuticals cheap, pornography involving animals and/or Siamese twins, and a wide variety of poker games.

We hate the spam because it takes lots of time to go through it to capture the intelligent comments from sensitive readers sprinkled among the e-mails for hoodia weight-loss programs. However, we have discovered pearls among the spam — cheery, upbeat messages that accompany the offers of sex with several people simultaneously and get-rich-quick schemes.

We have collected these feel-good messages into what we think is a pretty nifty poem with lots of exclamation points and creative grammar that makes us feel just great about the Pensito Review Web site, and we hope it will brighten your day too. It’s called “Hello Jane, Great Site!”

Hello Jane, great site!
Your home page, its great.

HI! I love this place!
So interesting site, thanks!

Hi, man! Your site is cool! look for my site –
May we exchange links with your site?
I just don’t have anything to say right now.

Very good site. Thanks for author!
I like your site,
Good site. Thank you.

Great website! Bookmarked! I am impressed at your work!
Your site is very cognitive.
I think you will have good future. :)

One comment

  • August 17, 2006 - 3:16 pm | Permalink

    Buck, thanks for keeping it clean by leaving out all those OTHER spams.

    So do you know what it’s called when a pet boa constrictor squeezes its owner? Reptile dysfunction.

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