Over the past few months, Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger has been pretending to be a Democrat in order to trick Californians into giving him a full second term. As a reminder of the real Arnold, here is a quote from 2003 in which Mr. Schwarzenegger reveals his connoisseur’s technique for assessing a woman’s character:

“When you see a blonde with great tits and a great ass, you say to yourself, hey, she must be stupid or must have nothing else to offer…. But then again there is the one that is as smart as her breasts look, great as her face looks, beautiful as her whole body looks gorgeous, you know, so people are shocked.”