Is that a pistol in your pants, pilgrim?

This photo of John Wayne is authentic and has not been photoshopped.

To the Duke’s credit, hotpants were very stylish. Unfortunately, however, they didn’t come into fashion for a decade or two after this photo was taken — and they have never really been that hot on men.

Okay, I’m not saying John Wayne was gay — just that he dressed that way from time to time.