Ted Haggard Fired

Ted Haggard has been fired by the megachurch he founded in Colorado Springs. After an investigation, the board of the New Life Church found him “guilty of sexually immoral conduct.”

He should have been fired for looking into the camera and lying — badly: Mike Jones had only given him a massage, not sex. He bought the meth but threw it away.

Meanwhile, as he’s delivering this bullshit into a reporter’s camera, he’s behind the wheel of his car, with his wife beside him and his kids in the backseat.

This guy is a head case.

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  1. c November 5, 2006 @ 6:10 am

    IT IS NO REASON THAT THE REPUGS ARE GOOD AT GETTING THE EVANGLICAL VOTE! IT SEEMS THAT THEY ARE ALL IN THE QUEER POT TOGETHER! YES THEY SHOULD FIRE HIM AND PUT HIM OUT! AND THE USA SHOULD FIRE BUST AND PUT HIM OUT SO THAT THEY CAN GO PLAY TOGETHER! MAYBE ON THE 100K ACRES BUSH BOUGHT IN THE FOREIGN COUNTRY!

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