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Bush: Iraq Study Group Report a ‘Flaming Turd’

Scatman: What is it with our fratboy-in-chief’s obession with scatalogical slang:

“He’s also known to cut a few for laughs, especially when greeting new young aides.”

Informed correspondents of the Washington Post and New York Times related in conversation that Bush furiously called the [Iraq Study Group] report “a flaming turd,” but his colorful remark was not published. Perhaps it was apocryphal. Nonetheless, it conveyed the intensity of his hostile rejection.

This is from the same class act whose term of endearment for Karl Rove is “turd blossom.”

Update: EvilPoet reminds us about the president’s obsession with fart jokes:

“He loves to cuss, gets a jolly when a mountain biker wipes out trying to keep up with him, and now we’re learning that the first frat boy loves flatulence jokes. A top insider let that slip when explaining why President Bush is paranoid around women, always worried about his behavior. But he’s still a funny, earthy guy who, for example, can’t get enough of fart jokes. He’s also known to cut a few for laughs, especially when greeting new young aides, but forget about getting people to gas about that.”

16 Responses »

  1. Bush is the flaming turd here. :)

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  2. opinion- i think this is bush’s way of saying that the ISGR is a practical joke. i think the reference is to the old flaming bag of poo. you put a dog turd in a paper bag, set it on fire and ring your enemy’s doorbell, then run. enemy comes out and stomps on the flaming poo.

  3. Ok, bojinka, I am thinking it just means he is a lowlife that can’t think on a higher plane than “flaming turd”

  4. Who would think of the term “flaming turd” except Bush? Do you remember watching him handle the Iraq Study Group’s book sitting right next to James Baker? He tossed it, he turned it, he flipped it upside down, he treated it with the utmost contempt in front of all of us. Of course, given his total self-absorption, he would keep coming back to the word “turd” because that’s what, indeed, he is.

  5. It’s simply an expression of first circuit territorial brain mentatlity.

  6. I agree 100% with banjo bailey, It takes a turd to recognize another turd. Bush is the dumbest, most stupid turd ever. It’s time to flush him.

    Lorie S. Hawkins | Jan. 12, 2007 - 8:11 am
  7. FLUSH THE TURD! FLUSH THE TURD!

  8. Why did the NYT and WP reporters not inform the public? This should have been BIG news and it makes me very angry that I have not heard about it until now. Why doesn’t a reporter go on the record? Why would they protect Boy Bush?

  9. In addition to being a borderline sociopath, Bush is a national embarassment.

    Jon Koppenhoefer | Jan. 13, 2007 - 4:14 am
  10. In addition to being a borderline sociopath, Bush is a national embarassment.
    ———

    We get the government we deserve, we of American Idol and Jerry Springer and Hostess Twinkies. And poor reading and comprehension skills.

  11. Exactly, Roche. We got what we paid for. I am sick & tired of being at the mercy of idiots who could not point to Iraq on a map yet think we should be there imposing democracy at the point of a bayonet ’cause the Decider said so. If you can’t spell “moron” and you think the bible is the literal word of an invisible sky-genie who watches your every move, you can’t vote. Period.

    Dr. R. C. Hoffman | Jan. 13, 2007 - 8:57 am
  12. George Bush is not a borderline sociopath, he is a full-blown sociopath. Check it out. He fits all criteria of a sociopathic personality disorder.

  13. Iraq was a turd before Bush set it aflame

  14. And remember when asked by a Hartford-Courant reporter (probably a female) what Bush and his father talked about when they were alone? Bush responded, “Pussy.”
    Yep, he is a Presidentail class act alright.

  15. Someone needs to locate the video of many years ago (I only got to see it on TV once) of Bush One when he was getting in the limo and a female reporter dropped something, turned her back on Bush, bent over to pick it up and he swung his foot at her ass pretending to kick her. All the men standing around had a hearty laugh at her expense. That little nut, Bush Two, did not fall far from the tree.

  16. NEROIC MEASURES OF THE FIDDLE CLASS
    (Foreign & Domestic Assault & Battery Included)

    Re: TRACKIN’ IN HECKAJOB DOO

    TOP-DOGMA $TYLE (’GANNON-GAITED’)

    GOO$E STEPPIN’ TURDZOMBIE$…

    (Freud likened “money” to “feces” & Bush nicknamed his brain a blossom from the Root of All Evil)

    Onward Papertrail Fighters, Deathstar Ye$men, Faustian Soldyurs…
    Private Sectoroids–we will push you over the abyss you’ve led us to, who stand aside, waiting, drinks in hand, as if your trea$on…will yet once more be suffered gladly…we get what you don’t: you’re goin’ down. The political wormcan opener has just cracked the Bunkervacuum. Did ya hear it? “Phhhhht”…it sounded like a half-cocked partyfart! and you could smell it all over NY the other day. It’s the smell of your downfall. The Twice-bounced “Thumpin” of the GOP Icaras on the hard road to Hellkill.
    Posterity has “prepared a place” for you. And you Great Deceivers, its way below Truman indeed.

    I.E.,

    ADMINISTRATION NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR “INADEQUATE” ARMOR*

    * ReNeoconfigured Moral Bankruptcy Laws Apply

    Memo to Redstate GOP Faithful:
    Moral Loss Leaders / ProLife2ProWARpharisees

    You been PUNK’D BY $ATAN…
    NO RAPTURE FOR THEE! FOR THOSE WHO SO SERVE LORD BUSHELZEBUB–WHY SHOULD THERE BE?!

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