Call to Arms for Young Conservatives: Bush Needs You! (Last Chance)

Now Is the Time for All Young Republicans to Come to the Aid of Their Dear Leader

Sign up! Sign up! Be part of the surge. Pres. Bush needs young Republicans to volunteer for service in Iraq. He especially needs the sons and daughters of members of his administration, his appointees and of Republican members of Congress to help him fight “the enemy” in Iraq.

Last night, in his State of the Union speech, Dear Leader sent out a call to arms:

Tonight I ask the Congress to authorize an increase in the size of our active Army and Marine Corps by 92,000 in the next five years. (Applause.) A second task we can take on together is to design and establish a volunteer Civilian Reserve Corps. Such a corps would function much like our military reserve. It would ease the burden on the Armed Forces by allowing us to hire civilians with critical skills to serve on missions abroad when America needs them. It would give people across America who do not wear the uniform a chance to serve in the defining struggle of our time.

It’s time for all GOP Dead-enders and One-Hundred-Percenters — the 30 percent of Americans who support this president and his war — to get their kids off their duffs, into uniform and onto streets of Baghdad.

Come on, boys and girls! Show us liberals that he is right and we are wrong.

To arms! To arms! To arms and Iraq!

6 Comments

  • big dave from queens
    January 24, 2007 - 8:59 pm | Permalink

    I fully support sending any able bodied RW conservative, aged 18-42, on the first flight over to Baghdad where he or she can be given a uniform, an apt. to share, meal expenses, etc…

  • Disabled Vet
    January 24, 2007 - 11:37 pm | Permalink

    You’ve got to be crazy to think they’d ever consider joining. They’re all pussies!

  • a nuffer
    January 25, 2007 - 4:09 am | Permalink

    Too busy, have asthma, have hemmorroids, have boils on my butt,
    have parents who will get me out of going, too busy partying in Argentina, too smart to join the service, have better things to do,need to finish my education because I am better than those who are serving and am cut out to be ceo or preznent one day. Let the poor whites, poor blacks, poor hispanics,aw hell, send’em all!
    There are more than enough of these losers to take my place!
    You can bet your butt if the draft is bought back and no one is exempt, the war will end instantly!!!!! Put your money where your mouth is youngs Repugs!!! Fat chance!!!!!

  • marblex
    January 25, 2007 - 12:05 pm | Permalink

    we have a fucking civilian reserve corps. It’s called the National Guard.

    Asshole

  • rras
    January 26, 2007 - 11:27 am | Permalink

    Are you some kind of nut. The way our phoney economy is going our country will have more then enough young people to sacrifice to the Neocon plan to rule the free world.
    Our people will wise up when it much to late to do anything about it.

  • T Chambers
    January 27, 2007 - 8:53 pm | Permalink

    Thanks for posting this but I beg to differ with something I read on another post. As more and more people wake up to the facts that the administration is at war against us, they are having a hard time filling up the ranks of cannon fodder. Republicans don’t need to be able-bodied. Now kids without diplomas or good health are being signed up. Also, those diagnosed by the military as having mental and medical conditions are welcomed.

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