More Rumors That Cheney Is Out, Condi Is in as VP

We have been suggesting for a while that Vice Pres. Cheney would step down early this year — due to “health problems” or boredom with government. Now there’s a new swirl of rumors going around.

Rice is unelectable as president. For one thing, the GOP can’t win without taking every Red state Bush won in 2004. Where there are Red states, there are racists who would never vote for a black candidate, especially a female — especially an unmarried female about whom there are gay rumors. Secondly, she’d never get votes from independents because of her deep involvement in the failure of the Iraq war.

Our prediction has been than GOP graybeards and powers-that-be would force Pres. Bush to appoint a Republican politician as vice president who would be an electable presidential candidate in 2008. The obvious choice would be St. John McCain, in spite of the fact that Bush and McCain famously loathe each other.

But the new vice president mentioned consistently in the rumor mill is Sec. of State Condoleeza Rice.

It makes sense that Bush would choose the worst possible person for the second-highest job in the land (after all, he’s done it before). Rice has proven to be a disaster in both roles she has played in the Bush Administration. She was the national security adviser who ignored an intelligence report from August 2001, titled “Bin Laden Determined to Strike in U.S.” As secretary of state, her diplomatic efforts have had lackluster results.

With that record of incompetence, a Medal of Freedom is not sufficient. This woman deserves a promotion!

Rice would be a “Harriet Miers” sort of choice for vice president — someone Bush is “comfortable with” but who is wholly unqualified for the job.

But Condoleeza Rice is unelectable as president. For one thing, the GOP can’t win without taking every Red state Bush won in 2004. Where there are Red states, there are racists who would never vote for a black candidate, especially a female — especially an unmarried female about whom there are gay rumors. Secondly, she’d never get votes from independents because of her deep involvement in the failure of the Iraq war.

If Cheney resigns, Bush is going to face intense pressure from GOP senior election officials, strategists and big donors to replace him with the person whom they believe to be the most electable candidate out there. Despite Rudolph Giuliani’s high polling right now, in the Beltway Republican mindset, the frontrunner is John McCain, so I still believe that’s who they will push.

Of course, there’s a compromise candidate out there, waiting in the wings. Someone who’s got the experience, who left office with a high approval rating, despite his last name — someone who might appeal both to the boy king and his mininons and courtiers:

Jeb.

H/t Alice

10 Comments

  • January 26, 2007 - 8:28 am | Permalink

    Jon, shame on you for raising the specter of Jeb as veep. We were just getting used to being rid of him as guv of the Sunshine State and you go and piss on our parade. Newt for veep!

  • January 26, 2007 - 8:56 am | Permalink

    I recently heard somewhere that following JFK’s appointment of his brother as U.S. Attorney General, that a law was passed preventing family members from being appointed to high government office.

    Can anyone substantiate this?

  • January 26, 2007 - 9:22 am | Permalink

    You left out another factor in Cheney’s possible resignation, although you alluded to it in an earlier post. I think Bush’s anti-gay policies actually do get under Dick’s skin. I think he’s about ready to tell George and all the other small-minded, snooping, hypocritical bastards to shove it.

  • Leon Bernotas
    January 26, 2007 - 4:55 pm | Permalink

    There Is enough vermin at the White House NOW.

  • January 26, 2007 - 8:05 pm | Permalink

    Trish: For Cheney to call anybody small-minded, snooping and hypocritical, he’d have to be looking in a mirror.

  • dagored
    January 26, 2007 - 9:03 pm | Permalink

    Nancy Pelosi needs to retract “impeachment is off the table.” Bush and Cheney both need to be impeached and convicted…what a duet of losers…I believe that Bush ought to appoint John Kerry as VP when Dr. Evil resigns…The Democrats are going to whip ass in 2008 and there WILL be a Democratic President…it is about time!!

  • section9
    January 26, 2007 - 9:27 pm | Permalink

    Jesus, is this a hoot. Rice is popular with the Republican base. Nobody will care what your activist base thinks of her; she’s popular in the country.

    Basically, the more you peddle the hate, the more popular she becomes. It’s very much like Bill. Recently, she’s gotten bad press from the same crowd who wanted to sell the Israelis out to the Persian Nazis. Rice didn’t do that, so the appeasement crowd over at the DNC blew a gasket.

    Cheney is radioactive right now and has blown his mojo. Meantime, Condi’s Iranian policy appears to be paying off, just as the libs are lining up to call her “incompetent”. Ahmadhi-Nejad is in deep trouble with the Council of Guardians and it looks as if he could be deposed within a year.

    Time to grab another meme, boys. Don’t count on Jeb, btw. Wrong last name.

  • Madison
    January 27, 2007 - 4:00 pm | Permalink

    It’s interesting that even the Bush worship cult now realizes that Cheney is “radioactive.” Next they’ll blame him for Bush’s entire record of incompetence. After all, Dear Leader is infallable. He speaks with God, who divinely inspires his every decision.

    The idea that Condi had anything to do with Ahmadinejad’s domestic troubles in Iran is the real “hoot.” She literally could not negotiate her way out of a paper bag. Condoleeza Rice is hands-down the most incompetent secretary of state in our history.

    And if by “the country” you mean she is popular in Red states, forget it. No black person, even a black Republican, is going to take South Carolina, Mississippi, Alabama, Louisiana, Kansas, Utah or Idaho, just to name a few. And a Republican candidate can’t win the presidency without those Electoral College votes.

    If Condi’s going to run, she’d better find herself a husband real soon. They are still whispering about her “friendship” with Gwen Ifill in the Capitol.

  • clarence swinney
    January 30, 2007 - 1:19 pm | Permalink

    Save me
    SWOOSH-

    “Armageddon could occur if we attack Iran.”

    Senator McCain said that on TV yesterday. 4-2-06

    I have been saying it for a year.

    Gorbachev said last week–“America is intoxicated with it’s power”

    Top Two Russian military leaders said last year–“Do not bomb Iran”.

    It will take 90 minutes for America to disappear.

    200 ICBM

    Seven stories underground– one of many silos

    Secretary of Defense William Perry visited the Silo. “Aghast!”

    Target is America

    Each ICBM loaded with multiple Nuclear Warheads.*

    *(Correction—4-20-06)—“this is incorrect.”
    Each ICBM has only one Nuke.
    Bush-Yeltsin agreement in 1999 agreed on only one whereas before there were ten.
    Verification is extensive. Not foolproof.
    Our Air Force Experts visit their Silos frequently as they also visit ours.
    All Nuclear Warhead Loaded ICBM are directed to fall in an ocean to prevent a mistake creating a war.

    Nonetheless, 200 Nukes can destroy America.

    How fast can they load 200 ICBM with 10 warheads on each?

    How fast can they insert the Disk to target USA?

    Pentagon says do not worry. We inspect.

    Same type who said Pearl Harbor attack was impossible.

    Much of the World is very, very angry with America’s current leadership.

    I get sick from having watched the Slaughterama. Few Americans have seen it. Land of the Free Press?

    How many saw two girls heads shot off? Eleven members of a station wagon and 7 were slaughtered. I counted 22 bullet holes in the hood of the station wagon. They were fleeing Baghdad.

    How many saw 61 (moms-babies in strollers)killed by our brave young pilot in an open marketplace?

    How many saw 7 members of a wedding party killed ?
    In an open space not near a building. Kill two lovely flower girls!
    The brave young pilot was 10,000 feet above them when command center form Qatar told him they were firing at him.
    Part of the wedding ceremony is firing into the air.
    10,000 feet is out out out of danger.
    Why? Thrill? Target practice? Medal of Honor?

    Children in hospitals with part of face shot off.

    Had the people viewed what I did we would be in revolt.

    We SLAUGHTERED innocent men-women-and children. Tens of thousands have been maimed. Many for life. Little children will never walk, never see, never use hands. You and I did it

    I am ashamed of my church, Southern Baptist, for being the ONLY Major religion in America to approve of the MASSACRE. Thanks to Karl Rove, Richard Land and all SB Pastors (You were suckered).

    Jesus is so Proud of you. His tears are tears of joy from your “good” deeds.

    Indonesia has been warned of possible attacks on American people and
    property.

    Egyptian movies are demonizing Americans.

    Who could have dreamed we would destroy two cities and over 100,000(debatable) innocent men women children?

    How many Americans have seen pictures of the Destruction of Fallujah a city with a population comparable to the third largest city in Nawth Calina.

    Who could have dreamed angry Russian military leaders would destroy America?

    THE NEXT SWOOSH YOU HEAR MAY BE YOUR LAST ONE.

    Clarence Swinney—
    Lifeaholics of America-retired
    Political Historian of Reagan—Clinton—Bush II– Administrations since 1991.

  • clarence swinney
    January 30, 2007 - 1:29 pm | Permalink

    Reports are out that we plan Radar Tracking Station Near Prague and missiles in Poland.

    Spin will be IRAN. Moogumboo.

    Russians are not stupid. They know.

    The Pentagon has admitted we cannot destroy their ICBM once they are in flight.
    The have low heat emission engines and tracking is via heat emissions.
    They have Decoys which can distract any oncoming missile.

    Bunker Bunkers. For Russia.

    We must destroy on Launch.

    One Silo contains 200 ICBM. Seven stories underground.One nuclear warhead. But 9 more can be loaded quickly.
    2,000 Nuclear Warheads hit America in a couple hours from signal to attack.

    America can be totally destroyed.

    Mess with Iran. Russia pal. We have been warned not to bomb Iran.

    Just when my golf game is getting close to Tigers!

    clarence swinney

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