23 Responses »

1. Sharkie May 4, 2007 @ 4:19 pm

   “He has a turd in every pocket”

2. CV May 4, 2007 @ 6:10 pm

   He: Think I could get away with a hat like that, granny?
   She: Dear God, if he gets even one inch closer…

3. c May 4, 2007 @ 6:15 pm

   HERE IS WHAT SHE IS THINKING!!!!! “MY GOD! WHAT A PICE OF SHIT” AN’T AMERICA GOT ANY THING BETTER

4. Jon May 4, 2007 @ 6:21 pm

   “We are not amused.”

5. Madison May 4, 2007 @ 6:35 pm

   “Fetch me another Pimms, Quasimodo.”

6. The Xsociate May 4, 2007 @ 7:27 pm

   Queen Elizabeth II is seen here getting advice from Vice President Dick Cheney on how to usurp more power from the people.

7. Bag-O-Soup May 4, 2007 @ 7:38 pm

   Cheney: Would you call my face ruggedly handsome?
   Queen: [Queen bashes him over the head with program]
   Cheney: Would you call my body sensuously attractive?
   Queen: [Queen hits him with her program]
   Cheney: Would you call my next of kin? [Cheney falls off chair]

8. ral May 5, 2007 @ 6:33 am

   “Give me one minute with him. and….POW! right in the kisser!”

9. Angelina May 5, 2007 @ 6:54 am

   “15 inches??..Ah, come on 4 inches at the most!”

10. JohnDWoodSr May 5, 2007 @ 7:00 am

    Yes, I’d do what he asks, but I didn’t pack my dominatrix gear for this trip.Maybe he could visit me at home.

11. RBB May 5, 2007 @ 7:14 am

    Go fuck yourself, Mr. Cheney.

12. csi May 5, 2007 @ 7:32 am

    (omg Bag-o-Soup, I fell off MY chair! LOL!)

13. c May 5, 2007 @ 9:17 am

    UMM!—LOOKING AT THE PIC! — I WONDER IF HE IS CONTEMPLATING SHOOTING HER IN THE FACE LIKE HE DID THAT HUNTER MAN!!!!!!—-WOULDN’T SURPRISE ME IF HE DID!

14. Floyd May 5, 2007 @ 12:15 pm

    She(thinking): You’ one evil son-of-a-beach.
    He: Oh, no… another syncopated beat on my heart-monitor…damn !!!

15. Greg Bacon May 5, 2007 @ 12:53 pm

    Sounds of wet farts and a smell like feces hits the nose of HRM.

    The queen says: “IGOR, you should really look into wearing my brand of adult diapers.
    Depends are what i depends on.”

16. nikolai May 5, 2007 @ 8:49 pm

    Wanna Walenetto? heh, heh, heh…
    (with apologies to Laugh-In)

17. nikolai May 5, 2007 @ 8:51 pm

    Heh, heh, heh… Nice wattle, Dicky

18. calgal May 6, 2007 @ 5:01 pm

    She’s thinking: “Where’s a supermagnet when we need one?” as his heart goes a-twitter.

19. Jsnap May 7, 2007 @ 7:10 am

    “Even if he might turn into a prince, I’m not kissing that toad”

20. Leon Terry May 7, 2007 @ 2:38 pm

    I don’t know anything, I’m just the Vice-President.

21. Jim May 8, 2007 @ 3:04 pm

    Thought bubble: “Thank God the colonists won”.

22. MICHAEL SULLIVAN May 9, 2007 @ 9:10 pm

    “I DON’T BELIEVE A FUCKING WORD YOU’VE SAID, YOU OLD EVIL FART”

23. jermaine December 19, 2007 @ 11:16 am

    our plans are on track
    soon we will have all the oil in the access of evil…. evil smile