23 Responses »

1. “He has a turd in every pocket”

   Sharkie | May. 4, 2007 - 4:19 pm

2. He: Think I could get away with a hat like that, granny?
   She: Dear God, if he gets even one inch closer…

   CV | May. 4, 2007 - 6:10 pm

3. HERE IS WHAT SHE IS THINKING!!!!! “MY GOD! WHAT A PICE OF SHIT” AN’T AMERICA GOT ANY THING BETTER

   c | May. 4, 2007 - 6:15 pm

4. “We are not amused.”

   Jon | May. 4, 2007 - 6:21 pm

5. “Fetch me another Pimms, Quasimodo.”

   Madison | May. 4, 2007 - 6:35 pm

6. Queen Elizabeth II is seen here getting advice from Vice President Dick Cheney on how to usurp more power from the people.

   The Xsociate | May. 4, 2007 - 7:27 pm

7. Cheney: Would you call my face ruggedly handsome?
   Queen: [Queen bashes him over the head with program]
   Cheney: Would you call my body sensuously attractive?
   Queen: [Queen hits him with her program]
   Cheney: Would you call my next of kin? [Cheney falls off chair]

   Bag-O-Soup | May. 4, 2007 - 7:38 pm

8. “Give me one minute with him. and….POW! right in the kisser!”

   ral | May. 5, 2007 - 6:33 am

9. “15 inches??..Ah, come on 4 inches at the most!”

   Angelina | May. 5, 2007 - 6:54 am

10. Yes, I’d do what he asks, but I didn’t pack my dominatrix gear for this trip.Maybe he could visit me at home.

    JohnDWoodSr | May. 5, 2007 - 7:00 am

11. Go fuck yourself, Mr. Cheney.

    RBB | May. 5, 2007 - 7:14 am

12. (omg Bag-o-Soup, I fell off MY chair! LOL!)

    csi | May. 5, 2007 - 7:32 am

13. UMM!—LOOKING AT THE PIC! — I WONDER IF HE IS CONTEMPLATING SHOOTING HER IN THE FACE LIKE HE DID THAT HUNTER MAN!!!!!!—-WOULDN’T SURPRISE ME IF HE DID!

    c | May. 5, 2007 - 9:17 am

14. She(thinking): You’ one evil son-of-a-beach.
    He: Oh, no… another syncopated beat on my heart-monitor…damn !!!

    Floyd | May. 5, 2007 - 12:15 pm

15. Sounds of wet farts and a smell like feces hits the nose of HRM.

    The queen says: “IGOR, you should really look into wearing my brand of adult diapers.
    Depends are what i depends on.”

    Greg Bacon | May. 5, 2007 - 12:53 pm

16. Wanna Walenetto? heh, heh, heh…
    (with apologies to Laugh-In)

    nikolai | May. 5, 2007 - 8:49 pm

17. Heh, heh, heh… Nice wattle, Dicky

    nikolai | May. 5, 2007 - 8:51 pm

18. She’s thinking: “Where’s a supermagnet when we need one?” as his heart goes a-twitter.

    calgal | May. 6, 2007 - 5:01 pm

19. “Even if he might turn into a prince, I’m not kissing that toad”

    Jsnap | May. 7, 2007 - 7:10 am

20. I don’t know anything, I’m just the Vice-President.

    Leon Terry | May. 7, 2007 - 2:38 pm

21. Thought bubble: “Thank God the colonists won”.

    Jim | May. 8, 2007 - 3:04 pm

22. “I DON’T BELIEVE A FUCKING WORD YOU’VE SAID, YOU OLD EVIL FART”

    MICHAEL SULLIVAN | May. 9, 2007 - 9:10 pm

23. our plans are on track
    soon we will have all the oil in the access of evil…. evil smile

    jermaine | Dec. 19, 2007 - 11:16 am