Politics, Scandals
Friday Not-So-Funnies: Diagnose Bush on Video
First Dr. Sen. Frist diagnosed Terri Schiavo by watching a video of the woman who was in a persistent vegetative state, now you can diagnose Bush via the magic of YouTube video. (Of course, Frist incorrectly diagnosed Schiavo as being alert and perky.)




Anyone remember this?
“Senate Republicans embroiled in the life-or-death legal battle over the severely brain-damaged Terri Schiavo invited the Florida woman to testify to Congress in a procedural move intended to keep her on life support. The Senate Health Committee has requested that Terri and her husband Michael appear at an official committee hearing on March 28. A statement from the office of House Majority Leader Bill Frist, R-Tenn., on Friday said the purpose of the hearing was to review health care policies and practices relevant to the care of non-ambulatory people. Frist’s statement noted that it is a federal crime to harm or obstruct a person called to testify before Congress, thus stopping any action that could threaten the health of the woman.” -Associated Press, March 18, 2005
[...] Just when you thought life couldn’t get any better, rich white people are here again to save the day! First they put Bill ‘Persistent Vegetation‘ Frist in charge of the One Vote ‘08 campaign, and now this! A wonderful video where over-privileged people come together for a few minutes in front of a camera to let you know, dear pathetic peasant, just how very sorry they feel for you! You know, for being born and all. [...]