We at Pensito Review would be remiss if we let the whole day go by without wishing the Current Occupant, our very own Preznit Bush, a happy birthday!
The asshole of the world turns 61 today, while more than 3,500 American service members and likely hundreds of thousands of Iraqi civilians will never have another birthday again.
We’d get him a gift, but we could never top the one bestowed on him by a passing bird during a recent rose garden press conference.
Leave a comment and let us know what gift you’d like to give Dumya today to show him how much you hope he enjoys his special day.
- Topic: Politics
- Topics: Worst President Ever
I wish President Pinocchio a nice comfy deck chair so that when the ship of state he’s steering hits the inevitable iceberg, he’ll have a nice ringside seat from which to view his handiwork.
I’d like to give our #1 Birthday Boy an attack of conscience, an impeachment proceeding, colitis, a jail term, scurvy, and an exploding cake.
Instant early retirement (though an exploding cake would be REALLY funny).
A one-way ticket to Crawford.
I’d like to give Shrub an all-expense paid trip to The Hague.
I would start with a Court Martial for his being AWOL from the Air-Guard and work my way up from there.
I’d like to give him a picture of the Katrina victims waiting in vain at the Superdome, an autographed photo of Cindy Sheehan and a copy of the Sermon On The Mount.
LETS GIVE HIM THE BEST DAM BIRTHDAY THAT HE HAS EVER HAD!!!!!
FIRST US IMPEACH HIS ASS THEN US TAKE AWAY THE CONTINUNING SALARY AND ALL BENEFITS HE WILL GET. THEN IMPRISON HIM AND CHENY FOR ALL THEIR LIES AND SHIT THAT THEY HAVE DONE TO THE AMERICAN PEOPLE!!! LOOK AT THE 3400 OR SO GOOD MEN HE HAS KILLED IN IRAQ!!!! NOW I KNOW WHY HE DOES NOT WANT ABORTIONS!!!! THEN HE CANNOT LET YOU RAISE THEM SO HE CAN SEND THEM OVER TO BE SHOT!!!!! I SAY GIVE HIM A ROYAL FUCKING FOR HIS BIRTHDAY!!!!!!
Never has our country been more violated than by this light-weight shit-kicking cowboy. I wish him a one way ticket to the main streets of Iraq. Unfortunately, he will not take one because he is a coward.
I think he needs a BJ for his birthday. Although I think he will have to find someone else to do it cause Laura doesn’t look like the type to do it.
Put him on a survivor show and have him hunted down like the low-life snake he is! Make sure you take away his 103 body guards and make sure he can’t have his daddy and mommy rescue him! If he survives he gets shipped to Iraq and kicked off a low flying helicopter and is hunted down by the ghosts of american soldiers and Iraqis who have died for the fortification of this asshole’s ego!!
I’d like bestow on Mr Non Elected President For his birthday a one way ticket to Gitmo.
i hope he chokes on the blood of the iraqi,children he kill’s every day.