From the funny pages of the Sunday Miami Herald:
- How many Republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Nobody knows, they won’t release the information!
- How many degenerate liberals does it take to change a lightbulb? They never change anything, they just cry over the broken bulb.
- How many third-partyers does it take to change a lightbulb? We’ll never know ….
From “Get Fuzzy,” by Darby Conley
QUESTION– How many government Republicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
QUICK ANSWER– They can’t. They can only screw it up.
THOUGHTFUL ANSWER– Just two, assuming they can fit into it.
REAL ANSWER– They don’t have to. That’s what billion dollar no-bid contracts are for.