Ted Nugent Befouled Himself to Avoid Vietnam Draft

Richard Roeper:

Nugent stopped all forms of personal hygiene for a month and showed up for his draft board physical in pants caked with his own urine and feces, winning a deferment.

So Ted Nugent roams a concert stage while toting automatic weapons, calls Barack Obama “a piece of —–” and says he told Obama to suck on one of his machine-guns. He also calls Hillary Clinton a “worthless bitch” and Dianne Feinstein a “worthless whore.”

That Nugent, he’s a man’s man. He talks the talk and walks the walk, right?

Except when it was time to register for the draft during the Vietnam era. By his own admission, Nugent stopped all forms of personal hygiene for a month and showed up for his draft board physical in pants caked with his own urine and feces, winning a deferment. Creative!

Ah, but that was a long time ago. Nugent isn’t just a washed-up rocker — he’s a right-wing madman who’s not afraid to call out some of the leading Democrats in language so vile it makes the Dixie Chick Natalie Maines’ comments about President Bush sound like a love poem.

You’d think even someone such as Sean Hannity would dismiss Nugent as a macho clown, desperate for attention.

Yeah, right.

In a discussion on his show last week, Hannity refused to condemn Nugent’s remarks, saying, “I like Ted Nugent . . . he’s a friend of mine,” and even laughing loudly as Alan Colmes read the transcript of some of Nugent’s remarks.

Funny. I don’t remember Hannity being so cavalier about the Dixie Chicks went they criticized Bush.

Not that he’s operating under a double standard or anything.

37 Responses »

  1. owlathome August 28, 2007 @ 7:19 am

    Perhaps Nugent could father the anti-Christ with Anne Coulter? Oh wait, we’ve already (supposedly) elected him…

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  3. Chickenhawk Hunter August 31, 2007 @ 6:26 am

    Not only is The Nuge a chickenhawk, he’s gay! Ted was in the stall on the other side of Larry Craig the other day. Unfortunately, NRA board member Craig tapped his wrong foot and got a cop instead.

  4. Thinker September 10, 2007 @ 8:54 pm

    Ted Nugent is a typical douchebag right-wing chickenhawk pussy. He has no problem spouting his militaristic fascist rhetoric “supporting” the troops in their illegal war of aggression, but when he was asked to serve in a different illegal war, Vietnam, he went to extraordinary lengths to avoid it, not bathing for a month and showing up at the draft board in jeans encrusted with dried urine and feces. But he got his deferment!! What a cowardly cunt. I hope he lives long enough to find out that 9/11 was orchestrated by his beloved right-wing government. Maybe the shock will kill him and I can then go take a massive shit on his grave.

  5. Chicagoman September 12, 2007 @ 5:50 pm

    I echo all of the comments by Thinker, with one add on: nugents music sucks, and it always did.

  6. FV September 21, 2007 @ 5:30 pm

    Ted’s the ultimate chickenhawk… right after bush.

    the coward can play guitar, I’ll give him that. But he is best described by the old Frank Zappa Album title: “Shut up and play yer Guitar”

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  8. Court of Progressive Justice January 2, 2008 @ 3:00 am

    It’s only appropriate that ted nugent should perform in the proper attire so we sent him this nice camo DRESS …

    http://www.nexternal.com/lf/images/Camodresstn.jpg

  9. Court of Progressive Justice January 20, 2008 @ 2:34 pm

    More filthy Dirt from a conservative on the SHITBAG nugent…

    http://www.debbieschlussel.com/archives/2007/07/the_hypocritica.html

  10. mike February 8, 2008 @ 6:55 am

    Ted Nugent is a piece of crap,I have seen his program on TV one time an it made me sick.he is definately not a good example for our children.I also served in vietnam ,He was not good enough or man enough to to serve.

  11. Sam May 6, 2008 @ 8:23 am

    Want to see Ted Nugent crap his pants: tell him you’re gonna draft him for Iraq.

  12. Cuss Varmint June 10, 2008 @ 8:56 am

    Ted Nugent is just a fool, that’s all. No need to listen too him or take him seriously. I couldn’t disagree more with his twisted politics, but he’s a laugh to go see. Also, no one in their right (errr… correct) mind would say the first 2 Nugent albums suck (Ted Nugent, Free For All). They are completely great CLASSICS. If the draft story is true, it’s about as hilarious as his current stands. It doesn’t really surprise me and is funny as, well, shit.

  13. Carl Pallini December 13, 2008 @ 7:45 am

    Well, I never heard this before.I happen to know the msn snd csn say anyone who defends my rights like the second ammendment is much appreciated.You see many liberals don’t want anyone including law abiding citizens like me, to own firearms much less handguns.But if they thought it through, and even te kindergarteners understand this,criminals are the problem NOT law abiding citizens.In any state particularly the most restrictive state-NJ crminals wheel and deal in firearms both traditioanl types and full auto all day long.Ted Nugent defends those rights whereas the “messiah” Obama will attempt to remove our 2ndammendment rights.Think about this carefully.Change you can believe

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  17. Bo September 3, 2009 @ 5:55 pm

    All you against Ted are pieces of crap…Did you ever think that Ted was making a statement about the Vietnam War and our government’s stance, by showing up to the draft like that? Ted is as straight-forward as an individual can be. It’s you arrogant people that think you all know better than others. Wake up! Wake up! The day is soon coming that you’ll all see the truth…and then it will be too late!

  18. Rachel March 7, 2010 @ 2:36 pm

    And the other thing about The Nuge is that while he condemns people who smoke pot (how many records did he sell to them) he himself is a raging sex addict.

    I wonder how much that came into play with his first wife’s suicide.

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  21. charles July 30, 2010 @ 10:15 am

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  22. charles July 30, 2010 @ 10:16 am

    ted nugent is one of my close friends and i know he did not poop himself to avoid the nam draft. he got out of it because he enrolled in a college where i wenr with him to during the era!

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  25. XD .357 January 16, 2011 @ 7:24 pm

    His first wife didn’t commit suicide, it was a car accident just down the road from me, get your facts straight people.

  26. whosaysrapeiswrong March 30, 2011 @ 11:23 am

    Ted Nugent is an American patriot. You libtards smear him because he doesn’t support your Zionist agenda.

    You love Osama Bin Laden.

  27. Fred May 1, 2011 @ 4:41 pm

    charles @ 10:26 AM July 30,2011
    Nugent also claims (Wiki) that year he was in college(full time)he played over 200 shows coast to coast!

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  29. Greggie Star December 20, 2011 @ 11:54 pm

    The guy that saw 5 great Nugent concerts must have got lucky. I saw him in the 80’s in Louisville w/ backing band DC Hawks. It totally sucked and sounded NOTHING like the live album. None of the lead riffs matched any of his albums; I have seen copy bands play his music than he did.
    In addition, every other word was MF or cursing. I am a paying customer and thought this was the height of arrogance to call your fans MF repeatedly. He has no class and you couldn’t pay me to go to a concert of his ever again. While I own many of his earlier albums, they will soon be for sale. By the way, I am a 35 year musician. I know poop when I see it and you can add Joan Jett, Van Halen and Hank Jr to the list of my worst concerts ever. Shut up and play! I am not here for a political lecture regardless of your viewpoints.

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  32. Robin April 17, 2012 @ 2:18 pm

    YOU WON’T SEE FOX PUNDITS GOING AFTER TED NUGENT ABOUT THIS BUT THEY SURE ARE ALL OVER HILLARY ROSEN FOR HER COMMENT ON MOTHERHOOD AND ANN ROMNEY. HYPOCRITES!

  33. vic April 17, 2012 @ 5:23 pm

    What do you expect from a coward named Ted Nugent. I hope he goes back to Canada with all the other chickenhawk republicans that proved that they are traitors when it was there turn to serve our country. Get out draft dodger.

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  35. Ted April 18, 2012 @ 11:22 am

    Maybe Ted’s dad used to rape her as a child. She really has a lot of anger issues but so would I if I were in the closet and s**t my pants because I was a fearful coward. Real men don’t need guns to protect our self.

  36. Robby April 19, 2012 @ 3:10 pm

    ROBIN :: YOU WON’T SEE FOX PUNDITS GOING AFTER TED NUGENT ABOUT THIS BUT THEY SURE ARE ALL OVER HILLARY ROSEN FOR HER COMMENT ON MOTHERHOOD AND ANN ROMNEY. HYPOCRITES!

    Yea because fox news will not report LIES….

  37. RailroadMike February 4, 2014 @ 5:32 pm

    The day I heard Nugent avoided the draft in 1967. I took every record and tape I had and threw them down the neighbor’s out door crapper. FYI. My frineds and I enlisted in the Marines and Army in June on 1967. As luck would have they were all caught in the Tet Offensive at the DMZ. 45 years later the Chicken Hawk hangs with other draft dodgers in the GOP/Tea Party and FOX. The guy is a Fascist. Sempfer Fi.

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