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Ted Nugent Befouled Himself to Avoid Vietnam Draft

Richard Roeper:

Nugent stopped all forms of personal hygiene for a month and showed up for his draft board physical in pants caked with his own urine and feces, winning a deferment.

So Ted Nugent roams a concert stage while toting automatic weapons, calls Barack Obama “a piece of —–” and says he told Obama to suck on one of his machine-guns. He also calls Hillary Clinton a “worthless bitch” and Dianne Feinstein a “worthless whore.”

That Nugent, he’s a man’s man. He talks the talk and walks the walk, right?

Except when it was time to register for the draft during the Vietnam era. By his own admission, Nugent stopped all forms of personal hygiene for a month and showed up for his draft board physical in pants caked with his own urine and feces, winning a deferment. Creative!

Ah, but that was a long time ago. Nugent isn’t just a washed-up rocker — he’s a right-wing madman who’s not afraid to call out some of the leading Democrats in language so vile it makes the Dixie Chick Natalie Maines’ comments about President Bush sound like a love poem.

You’d think even someone such as Sean Hannity would dismiss Nugent as a macho clown, desperate for attention.

Yeah, right.

In a discussion on his show last week, Hannity refused to condemn Nugent’s remarks, saying, “I like Ted Nugent . . . he’s a friend of mine,” and even laughing loudly as Alan Colmes read the transcript of some of Nugent’s remarks.

Funny. I don’t remember Hannity being so cavalier about the Dixie Chicks went they criticized Bush.

Not that he’s operating under a double standard or anything.

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Perhaps Nugent could father the anti-Christ with Anne Coulter? Oh wait, we’ve already (supposedly) elected him…


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Not only is The Nuge a chickenhawk, he’s gay! Ted was in the stall on the other side of Larry Craig the other day. Unfortunately, NRA board member Craig tapped his wrong foot and got a cop instead.


Ted Nugent is a typical douchebag right-wing chickenhawk pussy. He has no problem spouting his militaristic fascist rhetoric “supporting” the troops in their illegal war of aggression, but when he was asked to serve in a different illegal war, Vietnam, he went to extraordinary lengths to avoid it, not bathing for a month and showing up at the draft board in jeans encrusted with dried urine and feces. But he got his deferment!! What a cowardly cunt. I hope he lives long enough to find out that 9/11 was orchestrated by his beloved right-wing government. Maybe the shock will kill him and I can then go take a massive shit on his grave.


I echo all of the comments by Thinker, with one add on: nugents music sucks, and it always did.


Ted’s the ultimate chickenhawk… right after bush.

the coward can play guitar, I’ll give him that. But he is best described by the old Frank Zappa Album title: “Shut up and play yer Guitar”


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Comment by Progressive Gold » Blog Archive » Linky Linky | Nov. 1, 2007, 5:15 am |

It’s only appropriate that ted nugent should perform in the proper attire so we sent him this nice camo DRESS …

http://www.nexternal.com/lf/images/Camodresstn.jpg


More filthy Dirt from a conservative on the SHITBAG nugent…

http://www.debbieschlussel.com/archives/2007/07/the_hypocritica.html


Ted Nugent is a piece of crap,I have seen his program on TV one time an it made me sick.he is definately not a good example for our children.I also served in vietnam ,He was not good enough or man enough to to serve.


Want to see Ted Nugent crap his pants: tell him you’re gonna draft him for Iraq.


Ted Nugent is just a fool, that’s all. No need to listen too him or take him seriously. I couldn’t disagree more with his twisted politics, but he’s a laugh to go see. Also, no one in their right (errr… correct) mind would say the first 2 Nugent albums suck (Ted Nugent, Free For All). They are completely great CLASSICS. If the draft story is true, it’s about as hilarious as his current stands. It doesn’t really surprise me and is funny as, well, shit.


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