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Democrats Stuck on Name for 48-State Strategy

What does the DNC do the day after the news that five Democrats (Barack Obama, John Edwards, Bill Richardson, Joe Biden and Dennis Kucinich) are so incensed about Michigan moving its primary up that they pulled their names off the state’s ballot?

If you guessed, “Um, they launch an idiotic campaign to win in all 50 states which, thanks to their own pigheaded bumbling by allowing no campaigning in two of the most populous states in the country, is so unrealistic and pie in the sky that they can’t even think of a name for it?” you’re right!

An email from one Tom McMahon at the DNC is pleading for my help — and yours too — to name their 2008 organizing plan. Finding a catchy title for this stillborn brainchild is paramount in the minds of our national leaders, so I am appealing to all of you loyal Pensito Reviewers out there to help. Please leave your suggestion here, and remember, “Take Your Heads Out of Your Ass Before It’s Too Late” is already taken.

3 Responses »

  1. “America – stuck on you”……. : )

  2. How about “The Kevorkian Kampaign Kickoff”

    Or, “You Still Won’t Rate in ‘08″

  3. Democrats 2008: Blipping Our Way to Blipping Victory

    Howard Dean, Oct. 10:

    “Do I wish this fight weren’t happening? Yes,” he said during a fundraising trip to Tallahassee. “In the big picture of what really matters in the country, this is a very small blip. This is a fight among politicians.”

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