He’d be here at the invitation of Mike Huckabee and would sit comfortably beside the former Arkansas Governor…and future POTUS…on that very tour of which you speak.

Except…Huckabee would be using his Frequent-Flier cards to buy the tickets on a commercial airline.

Unlike AlGore.

Complete and total distortion.

I am a liberal, dumbass! Most Republicans are liberals, Dumbass. The difference in modern liberalism and modern conservatism, however, is that modern liberalism chooses to forge ahead into unknown territory without any thought of protecting the good that we have accomplished through steady, responsible progress. The modern conservative movement, like it has since Teddy, has bee the responsible progressive party…responsible for great gains accomplished under heavy scrutiny.

Jesus may have been a liberal, but he hated the sinful lifestyles that modern liberalism promotes. Jesus may have been a liberal but he loathed the philosophies that deny a Creator. Jesus may have been a liberal…but he loved people enough to tell them the the Law of Moses means something very important! Jesus may have been a liberal, but he did NOT promote sinfulness as modern liberals most CERTAINLY do.

In truth, modern liberaldom is nothing more than childishness. You get what you want regardless of the consequences…no matter whose lives are destroyed…regardless of how many poor people are kept poor by its insistence that “if it feels good, do it”. No matter how far America gets away from the truths of God’s Word..both New and OLD Testaments!

Modern conservatism is at fault for America’s condidtion because it has FAILED to check the irresponsible, juvenile behavior of the left.

A word of advice…your hippified, selective version of Jesus is not even close to what Christ is about.

Get a clue…or please…shut the hell up.

Ask yourself: If Jesus came back today, would he fly with Pat Robertson in his private jet to Africa to tour his diamond mines or would he visit AIDS clinics, feed the homeless and comfort the abused?

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Oh stop your whining.

And please understand that liberal Christians generally aren’t too interested in the “reasoning” of cultish GW/Falwell-bots. We listen to reason… we just don’t listen to idiots.

Falwell. Robertson. Falafel O’Reilly. Richard Roberts. Jimmy Bakker. Jimmy Swaggart. Ted Haggard. Just about every conservative politician alive today.

The backward, twisted, greedy, theocratic, politicized, faux Christian ideology promoted by all of these phony charlatans (and slurped up by their doltish followers) has been completely discredited. Only the worst of the knuckle-draggers still stand by it.

“High ground”, he says…

Pfft.

Christ was not a liberal in today’s sense of the word, no. He was “classically liberal,” yes. But not “socially liberal,” of course not. He never expressed any belief that government should force people to provide charity to others; that government should disallow us from building houses on certain size lots; that it was acceptable to kill unborn children; that we should interpret law according to what people want it to mean, rather than what it says, and what it meant at the time it was passed; etc. That kind of liberal, Christ was not.

That’s not to say he is “conservative” either. The only way in which Christ was “liberal” is in the same sense that all true conservatives are: a strong belief in civil liberty, in justice, in protection of rights.

I doubt you are capable of being reasoned with, though, because you apparently believe the best way to beat your opponent in an argument is to make ad hominem attacks against them, claiming your own intellectual and emotional superiority.

I have a hard time seeing how someone who so quickly resorts to such argument tactics can claim any high ground at all.

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Most Christians are liberal, you idiot. Christ, Himself, was liberal.

You know, there exists a relatively small cult of politically loud-mouthed Republican fundamentalists, like you, made up primarily of people with borderline-intellectual functioning (look it up), who are abject followers. Many of you are the off-spring of yesterday’s KKK. You’re an easy mark for simplistic, emotionally based rhetoric, and you are VERY easily led. But you simply cannot function without someone telling what to think – usually some smarmy, sociopathic, “Pastor” with a 6 month “Bible School” education.

But don’t flatter yourself… nothing you do can “really piss liberals off” (to use your words). Why? Because we view you as a joke. We laugh at you. And sometimes we even pity you. But when it comes right down to it, trailer-trash “Christians”, like you, just don’t matter enough to generate anger.

However, if some smarmy “Pastor” does manage to get you whipped up enough to create real trouble, we’ll just grab your ilk by your scruffy little necks, bitch-slap you until you piss your pants, and send you back to your rusty trailer, your dumpy, big-hair wife, your vacant kids, and your pack of scurvy dogs. And then you’ll behave, because that’s what you do… you do what you’re told.

So… Christ be with you, and have a great holiday… you pathetic little worm.

And by the way… God told me to say this.