Family Feud: Which First Family Will Republicans Choose?




Republican voters who care more about how a candidate looks than what he says will have a clear choice in the upcoming primaries.

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  1. stevelaudig December 15, 2007 @ 11:45 am

    looks like the “Fits” versus the “Fats” making it a bit of a class and cultural issue. I’m suspecting there are more “Fats” than “Fits” if I am reading my current demographics properly.

  2. JohnDWoodSr December 15, 2007 @ 3:43 pm

    Steve, you’re right of course,but if our voters made their decisions for substantive reasons, we’d never elect a Republican. In a superficial culture, you make superficial choices. It’s one of the perils of consumerism.

  3. Sighorny Beaver December 15, 2007 @ 3:49 pm

    My vote is with the Osmonds

  4. Sighorny Beaver December 15, 2007 @ 3:51 pm

    P.S. That one son to the mom’s right looks pretty fem…. I bet he’s gay… Maybe blondie in the back row, too

  5. Trish December 15, 2007 @ 7:38 pm

    I’ll say! Give me the family with the dog and the women in red any day!

  6. JohnDWoodSr December 15, 2007 @ 9:56 pm

    You forgot to add voter fraud and health care to the list of things we’re at war against. Actually, many of those kids in the pictures are fighting on those fronts right here at home.

  7. Sighorny Beaver December 16, 2007 @ 1:16 am

    I like the “graciously submit” part, sounds pretty damn kinky to me;

    “C’mon baby, put on the handcuffs and bend over!” “Oh yes, yes, yes, give me the big bone, huckabee hound!”

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