Pensito Review’s 2007 Nominees to the GOP Adulterers Hall of Fame

2007 GOP Adulterers Hall of Fame Nominees

The Real Threat to Traditional Marriage Is Not Gay People, It’s Adulterers – Especially Republicans Like These Who Proclaim ‘Family Values’ While Breaking the Marriage Vows

At the outset of putting together the list of nominees for the GOP Adulterers Hall of Fame this year, Richard Melon Scaife was far and away the top candidate for the top spot. The 75-year-old billionaire bankrolled the $2.3 million “Arkansas Project” to dig up dirt on the Clintons’ marriage in the 1990s — at the same time that he was ditching his first wife in order to marry his mistress — is likely to lose half his $1.3 billion fortune in a divorce settlement with his second wife (the aforementioned former mistress) because she caught him having an affair with a 43-year-old former prostitute. As GOP adulteries go, there are few more vivid examples than that.

But Scaife got edged after we inadvertently ran across at least one adulterous period in the life of Ronald Reagan — and, no, Nancy was not involved. In 1938, when Reagan started dating his future wife, actress Jane Wyman, she was married to someone else. About 10 years later, when his marriage to Wyman was coming undone, Reagan lived on and off in the Garden of Allah Hotel on the Sunset Strip, where, he would later brag, he often woke up next to women whose names he couldn’t remember.

Also on this year’s list, Sen. David Vitter, the Louisiana family values huckster whose long history of consorting with prostitutes was revealed in the D.C. Madam scandal; Huckabee advisor Dick Morris, who was caught in the 1990s having his toes sucked by a prostitute, and no less than four married male homophobes — Sen. Larry Craig, Rev. Ted Haggard, Florida Rep. Bob Allen and Washington Rep. Richard Curtis — who got caught having sex with men (or trying to) — including three who paid for sex (or tried to) — Craig, Allen and Curtis.

Without further ado…

2007 GOP Adulterers Hall of Fame

NOMINEES

  • Ronald Reagan: Lived like a Hollywood playboy during his first marriage
  • Richard Mellon Scaife: Rightwing billionaire caught by his wife in LTR with a former hooker
  • Larry Craig: Homo-hating U.S. senator nabbed seeking sex in men’s room
  • David Vitter: Another senator with a morals agenda, his hid an irresistible penchant for prostitutes
  • Dick Morris: Current advisor to Rev. Huckabee, was embroiled in a prostitute scandal in the 1990s that involved toe sucking
  • Ted Haggard: Megachurch founder, Bush advisor and professional homophobe, he was outed by a male escort in 2006
  • Bob Allen: Homophobic Florida politician tried to buy sex from an undercover cop in the men’s room of a park
  • Richard Curtis: A rightwing gay-hating Washington pol who accused a hustler nicknamed “The Stallion” of extortion

Requirements for Nomination

It’s not the sex, it’s the hypocrisy.

To qualify as a nominee to Pensito Review’s GOP Adulterers Hall of Fame, a person must be a conservative politician or opinion leaders who promotes so-called family values — and especially the sanctity of marriage — but who has also had sex outside his or her marriage, or had sex with someone who was married to someone else at the time.

2006 – Top 10 GOP Adulterers

Pensito Review’s GOP Adulterers Hall of Fame is a spin-off one of our most popular articles, The Real Threat to Marriage: Top 10 GOP Adulterers, which was published in June 2006.

The 2006 Top 10 GOP Adulterers list included George H.W. Bush, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sen. John McCain, Rudolph Giuliani, Rush Limbaugh, Bill O’Reilly, Newt Gingrich, Bob Barr, Henry Hyde and Gary Bauer.

9 Responses »

  1. […] is the GOP adulterer of the […]

  2. Sighorny Beaver December 29, 2007 @ 10:22 pm

    Morris look like an old drag queen

  3. clarence swinney December 30, 2007 @ 4:15 pm

    Omitted Bob Livingston???

  4. clarence swinney December 30, 2007 @ 4:18 pm

    GW Bush accused adulterer in 1990
    National Review.

    Where is gal? Killed?

    A democrat and she would have been on Larry king weekly and Fox nightly

  5. richardsan January 31, 2008 @ 12:15 pm

    that list is waaaaay tooooo short, boys and girls. check out this one!:
    http://dkosopedia.com/wiki/Republican_Sex_Scandals

  6. […] Both Vitter and Craig were 2007 nominees to Pensito Review’s GOP Adulterers Hall of Fame. […]

  7. Charlie June 30, 2008 @ 11:18 am

    I once had a conservative tell me that he did not care how evil a so called preacher was as long as they preached the word of the bible. With that kind of reasoning its no wonder these and other GOP leaders get away with hypocrisy just as did Hitler and other’s who practiced and perfected it so well. FOX News pushes peddles hypocrisy on a daily basics and too many of its viewers buy it hook, line and sinker. Still we need exposure like this to educate those who are willing to learn.

  8. bibbiv August 10, 2008 @ 9:51 pm

    Click on the above link for one blogger’s “2007 Nominees to the GOP Adulters Hall of Fame. And, yes, John McCain makes the list, big time.

  9. […] absolve Gingrich the way they did Reagan, both of whom are members of Pensito Review’s online “GOP Adulterers Hall of Fame”. Reagan, Pensito says, “…was… the first politician to benefit from the Republicans’ […]

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