It’s that time of the year again: time to get wasted while listening to Bush slaughter the words his speech writers so carefully crafted. So here are the rules for this year.
- Snort one back every time Bush mispronounces anything. Only take a sip when he gets tongue-tied but pulls it out anyway.
- Kill a full shot every time he blames Congress for the state of the union.
- Down a shot every time he tells us the economy is doing great but we’re going to prop it up and put it on life support anyway.
After the speech is over, polish off the entire bottle (in the case of beer, complete the six-pack, 12-pack, or suitcase) just because this is the last frickin’ time we’ll ever have to suffer through a SOTU address from this bozo again. The hangover will be well worth it.
State of the Union Drinking Game: 2008 Edition…
It’s that time of the year again: time to get wasted while listening to Bush slaughter the words his speech writers so carefully crafted. So here are the rules for this year……
General consensus is that most of the population (other than drunk Bush haters) seemed to like the speech. It may be his last SOTU but you’ve got a whole year to bitch and moan about his having been elected twice. George W. Bush, a two term President. I love the sound of it. I’d vote for him again and only wish I could.
You can bet he won’t go quietly into the night just because hard of thinking liberals don’t like him. I suspect he’s pretty happy you guys are so upset. Is it indicative of the strength of his ideals and the weakness of yours?
Go ahead, impeach him if you can. You have neither the guts or a case. If you did, your little Madam Speaker (what a dolt), Harry “The War is Lost” Reid, and “Chappaquiddick Man” (the fat drunk) would have given it a try. It’s only another year. You can get through it. Have another drink.
Monroe, the nurses from the ward are calling your name.
They promise to feed you ice cream by hand, since they refuse to remove your strait jacket.
If you like “Filipino Monkey Boy Bush” so much, i bet you deserted your military post during the Vietnam War, just like the “Commander-in-Thief” did.
Or did you just dodge the draft, like that gutless coward Cheney?
Greg,
First let’s just get some facts straight. I’ve never been in a mental ward, never worn a strait jacket, and no ice cream, please, I’m lactose intolerate.
I not only like Bush, I like his policies. I like his tax cuts, his prescription drug plan for seniors, his stand against Islamic Terrorism, an his plan for fighting AIDS, malaria, and other dibilitating third world diseases.
I like his sense of humor, his MBA from Yale, and his wife. I also like that he has another year to take the action necessary to keep you, me, and the rest of America safe.
If you don’t like him, I couldn’t care less.
Love the racist “Filipino” reference. Gives us some idea of who you are.