Crooks and Liars has a round up, via IamTRex, of recent job losses and dismal sales in the one sector of the U.S. economy that is both over-staffed and net negative for the health and well-being on the nation: the conservative punditosphere:

1. Michelle Malkin fired from “The O’Reilly Factor”.

2. Ann Coulter’s book sales tanking and her credit cards getting declined by Publix.

3. Melamine Misstatement fired from her job.

4. Tucker Carlson tossed out on his amply padded backside. [Our coverage is here.]

5. And now Jumpin’ John Gibson being taken away to be rendered into fat for cheap tallow candles for The Poor or whatever.

Don’t let the screendoor hit yas on the way out!