c–I always appreciate your thoughtful commentary, but I find that I do have a question for you. Given that Obama is half white, is there any chance at all that you will cast half a vote for him?

c–I’m glad you thought this through, but I’m going to be upset with you if Obama loses by one vote or less. I guess I’ll have to vote twice just to be on the safe side.

I think I know what “c” stands for.

CRAZY.