Now this is the funniest thing we’ve seen all day. First, the guy’s name is David Pickup. Seriously. And he wants to help men struggling with homosexuality, or “SSA” (same-sex attraction, we’re guessing) to “go deeper.” Excuse me? And his advice for someone who is stressed and tired and feeling all SSA?

…it might help you to gather your courage and do something for yourself that would put you “in your body.” This could be anything from athletics of some kind of an activity in which you feel an authentic visceral emotion. If this works for you, you might ask yourself why you find it hard to “be in” your God-given body.* Also, you can never go wrong in connecting emotionally with another guy in whom you have some trust and who will not judge you no matter what you are feeling.

Yeah, that’ll help.

For only a small monthly fee ($250) Dave will show you how to be the manly man you were meant to be, with a fully developed sense of manhood and male identity and masculine manliness and OMIGOD, come HERE you big hunky thing!

Dave has a passion for helping men be men. He wants to help as many guys as possible and invites men who have the same desire to join with him.

I bet he does.

He can also teach you to love women. Yes, it can be done. Say what?? Thanks a lot, Dave.

To be clear, I am not poking (so to speak) fun at homosexuals, nor even at people who are unhappy that they are gay. In our society, I’m know it’s no picnic. I am ribbing idiots like this who hold out false promises and prey on others’ insecurities to make a buck.

Big ol’ hat tip to Jacksonville Confidential for this one.

* Or why you are questioning your other God-given attributes.