It’s not Friday but it feels like it is, and you know what that means! Time to goof off and kill work hours online until the parties start. And have I got the fritter-er for you.

www.HowISpentMyStimulus.com is a bizarre cross between MySpace and PostSecret, but of course the subject is how people spent their stimulus checks. Some of it is pretty stimulating.

• Vials of sperm (shipping not included)
• A tiny garden behind a teeny, tiny house
• Payment toward a new president (contribution to Obama campaign)
• Annual check-up and shots for yellow Lab
• Child’s club foot surgery
• “A nice fat sack of Herbage”

And on and on. The site is nicely done, and for some reason I probably don’t want to understand, utterly fascinating. Go see.