We love to pass along funny web sites and even though we don’t find the subject of Sarah Palin that damn funny, we like this site. Yes, it’s mostly selling merch. But still.

Sarah Palin Facts is a collection of little-known “facts” about the wonder woman. Some of our favorites:

• Sarah Palin wears three quarter length sleeves to keep from getting blood on her clothes when she kills liberals.
• The diamonds in Sarah Palin’s earrings were crushed with her very hands.
• Sarah Palin had the original idea to drop the “e” from Flickr
• Queen Elizabeth II curtsied when she was introduced to Sarah Palin
• Sarah Palin’s enemies are automatically added to the Endangered Species List
• Sarah Palin was not flown to Ohio in a charter jet — she ran as part of her morning workout.
• To prep for her role as Tracy Flick in “Election,” Witherspoon spent the ‘98 seal clubbing season with Palin.

There are lots more, and you are invited to submit your own. Um…Fear of Sarah Palin is why hurricanes don’t hit Alaska?