Here’s your chance to Palin-ize your name without having to become a member of the most rapidly expanding family in America. Just type in your actual first name, and viola — the Sarah Palin Baby Name Generator will come up with a Trig/Bristol/Track/Willow/Piper version.
What was Trish, you ask? Strike Chipper Palin. Yeah, I can feel that.
Another winner from Jacksonville Confidential
I am Molton Contra Palin. I think I’ll keep it. It said I could be President some day with a name like that LOL.
“Buck” translates to Drink Hack Palin.
My “real” name translates to Lean Pipe Palin.
Oh my.