Congress, Fox News, GOP & Prostitutes, Ohio
The National Enquirer is at it again, and we can only hope their record on exposing extramarital affairs is upheld in this case. After all, who could blame Cindy McCain?
The wealthy blonde heiress and her secret pal have been spotted together around her hometown of Phoenix, Arizona over the past several years, say sources.
Could it be that John McCain was right? That Cindy really is a trollop and a…The amazing spy photos were snapped April 1, 2006 when Cindy and her companion attended the Tempe Music Festival says the person who took them. The photos are somewhat grainy, but the insider says they depict Senator John McCain’s wife, who was greeted by pals at the event as “Cindy.”
“To my amazement, Cindy had her hand on his shoulder and was kissing him passionately on his lips,” the photog told THE ENQUIRER.
Let’s face it, you would have been really amazed if she had been kissing him passionately anywhere except the lips.
We’re on pins and needles waiting to see who the mystery man is, or if that’s even really Cindy. Could it be that John McCain was right? That Cindy really is a trollop and a…no, I can’t.
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*GASP!* Why, he looks just like a young(er)….John McCain!
Yeah, nikolai, like a young John McCain standing on a foot-high box.
The photos are somewhat grainy? What an understatement–the example here could just as easily be identified as a wheat field.
On the other hand, if it is Cindy, the guy is probably one her gardeners, which would explain the $253K item on the McCain tax return for “household help”. Boy toys aren’t cheap.
Lastly, I am troubled trying to remember the word you can’t bring yourself to say.Is it a four-letter word, or a five-letter word like b*tch? If it’s a four-letter word, then b*tch wouldn’t c*unt. I can’t imagine what it could be.
JohnD: — snork! –
“We’re on pins and needles waiting to see who the mystery man is, or if that’s even really Cindy. Could it be that John McCain was right? That Cindy really is a trollop and a…no, I can’t…”
Oh, sure, you can. C’mon. You came this far. Let it out. Free your soul! Scream it from the mountain high to the valley low. Vendicate Gramps.