Hillary Clinton should have just held on until the write-in votes were cast. At least that’s what the results in Jacksonville show.

Write-in votes were released by the Duval County Supervisor of Elections office today, and there were some surprising results. First, the tally reached 736. Second, George W. Bush got two votes in favor of a third term. Next, not all of the candidates are still with us, and a few never were. Finally, Jesus out-polled God by 17 votes.

The full results:

• Sen. Hillary Clinton (234)
• Rep. Ron Paul (174)
• None of the above (23)
• Jesus (23)
• Gov. Mike Huckabee (21)
• Gov. Mitt Romney (14)
• Gen. Colin Powell (8)
• God (6)
• Left blank but “Write-In” checked (6)
• Undecided (5)
• Vice Pres. Al Gore (4)
• Bishop Vaughn McLaughlin [Local Potters House Church] (4)
• Sen. Fred Thompson (4)
• Obama (4) [Did these people not notice his name was already on the ballot?]
• Mayor Rudy Giuliani (4)
• Stephen Colbert (4)
• Donald Duck (3)
• Donald Foy [Local black Republican who recently switched parties to Independent] (3)
• Mickey Mouse (3)
• T. Boone Pickens (2)
• Bill Cosby (2)
• Blll McMillon [American Atheist party member] (2)
• Bill Nye [The Science Guy?] (2)
• Chuck Norris (2) [Siphoning the Huckabee vote]
• Sec. of State Condoleezza Rice (2)
• Frank Harden [Former radio announcer ] (2)
• Franklin Graham [Son of Rev. Billy Graham] (2)
• Lou Dobbs (2)
• Pago Possum (2)
• Gov. Sarah Palin (2)
• Sen. Sam Brownback (2)
• Gary Benzenburg (2) [?]
• Pres. George W. Bush (2)
• Sen. John Edwards (2) [Safe to say, one of these votes was not cast by Elizabeth]
• Lee Goddard [Local newspaper sports writer] (2)
• Tim Tebow [Florida Gators quarterback and first sophomore winner of the Heisman Trophy] (2)
• Abstain (1)
• Against All (1)
• Alfred E. Newman (1)
• Pres. Bill Clinton (1)
• Bill O’Reilly (1)
• Gov. Bill Richardson (1)
• Bobby Bowden [Florida State University Football Coach] (1)
• Bugs Bunny (1)
• May the Best Man Win (1)
• Me (1)
• Morgan Freeman (1)
• Mr. Bill (1)
• Rep. Newt Gingrich (1)
• None (Anarchy) (1)
• Oprah (1)
• Pat Buchanan (1)
• Ralph Nader (1)
• Hilary Bush (1)
• Homer Simpson (1)
• Jay Plotkin [Local state's attorney candidate] (1)
• Pres. Jimmy Carter (1)
• Joe the Plumber (1)
• John Doe (1)
• Sen. Joe Lieberman (1)
• Pres. Theodore Roosevelt (1)
• They Both Suck ‘08 (1)
• Tiger Woods (1)
• Tommy Chong (1)
• Pres. Harry Truman (1)
• Weird Al Yancovic (1)
• William Crosby [?] (1)
• Willie Nelson (1)