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1. The truth is that if you can’t manage that nice thing, you should probably focus on being someone a whole lot more fun and way cooler, who just happens to be a Rhodes Scholar, who looks abso-freaking-tively great right off the party floor, straight up out of the pool of sick after a ragin’ three weeker, who holds that triple platinum primo quality weed at all times, and who prides oneself on the glorious possession of the fanciest bong collection this side of the Burning Man.

   Seriously! If being yourself isn’t cutting it during this phase of absurdity in our surreal social economy, and you can’t convincingly nail that coy niceness foolishness, at least do humanity the kindness of perfecting an impressive list of winning attributes that effectively stave off humanity’s desire to investigate your fitness to be mercy-killed when the elusive ‘they’ stealthy decide to covertly deploy their invisible religio-fascist military industrial corporatocratic forces to thin the worthless and useless losers from the otherwise perfect human herd.

   It’s okay. I’ve found my meds. No need for tazing and that straightjacket. Just give the lithium time to kick in.

   rage | Nov. 26, 2008 - 11:20 am

2. [...] sincere, uncomplicated… the centerpiece of the day is a wonderful meal with loved ones (here’s a tip regarding that from Mignon McLaughlin!) with cooking before and after, some napping, sports, games, [...]

   Thanksgiving Stuff | Nov. 27, 2008 - 5:00 am