I really, really, really have a very simple goal, and that is to keep it as short as Bill Richardson’s tenure as Commerce Secretary.

I raised $17,000 from ex-boyfriends — true story! I know that is the record in the Senate, but in the House it’s held by Barney Frank.

John Edwards is still talking about two Americas — that was the greatest pickup line in history.

Typically, a Republican and a Democrat speak at this — you could have saved a lot of money by asking Joe Lieberman.

— Sen. Amy Klobuchar (D-MN), addressing the Washington Press Club Foundation’s Annual Congressional Dinner Wednesday night