Who knew the mere mention of Rush Limbaugh could get so many people laughing? The Washington Post’s Dana Milbank asked readers for Rush Limbaugh jokes, a la Wanda Sykes, and boy did they respond. Some of our favorites:

• Rush is a real patriot. I heard he donated blood for the swine flu vaccine.
• Talent on (sub-prime) Loan From God.
• Rush Limbaugh: Too big to fail.
• Rush Limbaugh…I hope his heart fails. Oh wait–it already has.
• Rush thinks health care reform involves making it easier to go doctor shopping.
• There’s a reason why Rush thinks gas is an inexhaustible resource.
• Rush Limpbaugh is the Doughberry Pillboy of the GOP.
• Rush would have been the 20th hijacker, but canceled when he learned the airlines were going to charge him for a second seat.
• Rush Limbaugh, as head of the Republican Party, is less qualified to be VP than Sara (sic) Palin…. Rush can’t see Russia from his house. [Editor's note: Technically, that's a Sarah Palin joke]
• Reports from the Pentagon brass indicate that Afghanistan could be stabilized if Rush could kick his drug habit.
• What do you get when you cross OxyContin with Rush Limbaugh? An OxyMoron…
• Ever notice you never see Rush and Satan in the same place?
• I agree that Rush is the new face of the Republican Party. Oh, wait, I’m looking at the wrong end of the elephant.

How about you? If this list inspired a Rush joke, please leave it in a comment.