You couldn’t sell this script in Hollywood… A pregnant woman leaves her home to go overseas to have a child — who there’s not a passport for — so is in cahoots with someone… to smuggle that child, that previously doesn’t exist on a government roll somewhere back into the country and has the amazing foresight to place birth announcements in the Hawaii newspapers?

— White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs, quoted by ABC News , on polls that shows large numbers still question where President Obama was born.