The Lloyd’s Prayer
Our Chairman, Who art at Goldman, Blankfein be Thy name. The Rally’s come. God’s work be done on Earth, as there’s no fear of Correction. Give us this day our daily gains, and bankrupt our Competitors as You taught Lehman and Bear their lessons. And bring us not under Indictment. For Thine is the Treasury, the House and the Senate, forever and ever. Goldman.
