Just in time for the holidays Florida’s Republican Party trots out another example of idiocy that makes one wonder how these mouth-breathing knuckle-draggers can stay in power in Tallahassee. Wait! Don’t answer that!

You’d think from the way party boss Jim “Big Jim” Greer talks, this here is like the first-ever electronical seasons’ greeting card. I suppose nobody sends Republicans Blue Mountain greeting cards, eh? If they did, then Jimbo would probably know better than to include a disquisition on postal statistics in a greeting card.

Oh, and if these guys really wanted to be more eco-friendly they’d all tie plastic bags over their heads and reduce their carbon imprint to zero.

And of course they cap off their hi-tech card with a nasty little visual for good measure.

Friends,

I am pleased to present the Republican Party of Florida’s first electronic holiday card.

Today, Monday, December 14, 2009, marks the Postal Service’s busiest mailing day of the year, with more than 830 million pieces of mail entering the system. This quantity represents an increase of more than 40 percent in the average daily volume of 583 million pieces of mail, and in total the Postal Service will deliver 16.5 billion cards, letters and packages between Thanksgiving and Christmas Eve.

In an effort to become a more eco-friendly organization, the RPOF decided to continue the good will and holiday sentiment offered by a traditional card by creating an electronic holiday card, which RPOF subscribers can forward on to Republicans and other supporters across the state and around the country.

On behalf of the entire RPOF staff, we wish you and yours a wonderful Christmas and a happy holiday season!

Regards,
Jim