Rush Limbaugh used his brief press availability upon his release from the hospital in Honolulu on Friday to prop up his party’s propaganda on health-care reform.

“I’ve been treated to the best health care the world has to offer,” he told reporters, “and that is right here in the United States of America. Based on what happened to me here, I don’t think there’s one thing wrong with the American health care system.”

The heartless disregard for the 45 million of his fellow citizens who aren’t rich, fat white guys who are supplied with Rolls Royce insurance plans by their employers was not just typical latter-day, right-wing, “let them eat cake” decadence, it was utter bullshit.

In describing events that led to his being rushed to the hospital on Wednesday, he said, “The pain was real and they don’t know what caused it.” It was “like [nothing] I have never experienced before.” (Emphasis added.)

After arriving at the Queens Medical Center on Wednesday, he was given an angiogram, but no arterial or coronary disease was detected. Presumably, there were other tests but, when all was said and done, his doctors couldn’t tell Rush Limbaugh what caused this excruciating pain. Their collective hunch is that he experienced an arterial spasm.

Let’s stipulate that the hospital probably provides top-notch medical care. But the fact is, they weren’t able to diagnose his condition. Perhaps it was nothing, a one-time event — or he could have a fatal condition that is ticking away like a time bomb on “24.” No sane person would be happy with that outcome.

Even for Limbaugh, his session with the press was a shockingly graceless performance. A person with character would have humbly thanked his fans for their messages of support and his doctors for their efforts and saved the politicizing for his next show. His broadside at health-care reform was carefully crafted to outrage his enemies — many of whom had not been wishing him well, not unlike the C Street Christianist cult member Sen. Tom Coburn (R-Okla.) who prayed that 92-year-old Sen. Robert Byrd (D-W.V.) would die or fall ill last month so he couldn’t cast the 60th vote to open debate on the Senate’s health-care reform bill.

One wonders how many of Limbaugh’s own Dittoheads are laid-off workers who don’t have insurance. Or maybe he knew he wouldn’t offend his base because of demographic data that shows that the average age of his listeners is 67, which makes them beneficiaries of the government-run socialist Medicare system and are so in the sway of their Supreme Leader that they are blind to his and their own grand hypocrisies.

Of course, we don’t know what really sent Limbaugh to the hospital on Wednesday. He didn’t take questions from reporters — although Ed Henry from CNN shouted a question, asking Limbaugh if he’d been taking any painkillers for his back. Limbaugh reported chuckled and said, “no.” And Digby noted that Oxycontin can cause chest pain and wondered if they did a tox screen.

The real reason Limbaugh was hospitalized could be any number of things:

• Viagra overdose.
• Acid reflux caused by, say, wolfing down a third cheeseburger so fast that he forgot to chew.
• He could have had a bout of anal poisoing or a flare-up of the anal cyst that helped him dodge the draft during the Vietnam War.
• He could have had an emergency cardiectomy, similar to the one then-Vice Pres. Cheney allegedly underwent in 2006

And remember, this is the same Limbaugh who regularly cites a 20-degree daily high in, say, Cleveland as proof that global climate change doesn’t exist. By a similar rationale, his hospital experience was great — he didn’t have to wait at all, no bureaucrats got between him and his doctor, he didn’t face a death panel — therefore 100 percent of the rest of the system gets the Limbaugh seal of approval.

Looking at the big picture, it’s puzzling why corporatist stooges like Limbaugh, Hannity, O’Reilly and their ilk are still fighting health-care reform. After all, their side, the Republicans, have won. The Senate “reform” bill contains an enormous gift of 30 million government-mandated new customers for health-insurance companies.

The answer is they simply want the president and the government to fail, so that they can take control again and finish the job George W. Bush and minority leaders Sen. Mitch McConnell and Rep. John Boehner started — handing over the resources of the U.S. economy to corporate interests.

It would be nice to think that one day Limbaugh’s rhetoric will catch up with him — that the folks we used to call the “decent people” will notice that he’s not just a blowhard and a clown, he is a degenerate who should be shunned.

If and when that happens, maybe his statement about the health-care system on New Year’s Day at the Queens Medical Center in Honolulu will join the pantheon of famously heartless and clueless quotes, like:

Let them eat cake.

– A French princess reacting to news that the poor had no bread, via Jean-Jacques Rousseau, 1769

Portly Gentleman: At this festive time of year, Mr. Scrooge, it is more than usually desirable that we should make some slight provision for the poor and destitute, who suffer greatly at the present time.

Ebenezer: Why? Are there no prisons? Are there no workhouses?

Portly Gentleman: Many can’t go there; and many would rather die.

Ebenezer: If they would rather die, they had better do it, and decrease the surplus population.

– Charles Dicken’s Christmas Carol, 1843

What I’m hearing which is sort of scary is that they all want to stay in Texas. Everybody is so overwhelmed by the hospitality. And so many of the people in the arena here, you know, were underprivileged anyway so this (chuckle) — this is working very well for them.

– Former First Lady Barbara Bush, on the hurricane evacuees at the Astrodome in Houston, Sept. 5, 2005

The fundamentals of our economy are strong.

– Republican presidential candidate John McCain reacting to the stock market crash that caused the Bush Recession, September 2008

Based on what happened to me here, I don’t think there’s one thing wrong with the American health care system.

– Rush Limbaugh, January 1, 2010